Because now barnet PCT have fucked up TWO referals of mine.
I might go and sue them or something, that'll teach them for being so cash-strapped that they can't employe compitance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

OH OH OH OH, I JUST THOUGHT UP A JOKE, OR A THOUGHT, OR SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY.
You know how you got Yorkshire Tea, how comes they have Yorkshire Tea but can't prounce 't's?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Yorkshire tea
for Yorkshire speech impediments.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I just grabbed my moobs, they're now more than a handful.
Sad Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

No, wait, they're exactly a handful, that's perfect, right?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I wouldn't know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

You replace his NG spray with lynx and you can find out by christmas, just as soon as probate comes through.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:37, Reply)

oh, you card!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)

it depends on how pert they are
if they're spaniel's ears, no amount of big or small is going to save them.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

it's the moles and scraggly hairs that are really off putting
*BOKES HARD*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I saw an actual woman with hairy tits once
on Platform 5 of Reading Station. She was wearing a low cut red dress. Her choice of attire, given her affliction, baffles me to this day.

I didn't mind though, werewolf titty gives me a right rock-on.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

dude it was fucking reading
READING.

what did you expect??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I've been to various places with less than salubrious reputations
and Reading is far from the worst. Albeit with a somewhat higher chance of being stabbed.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Sentances, pro-nounes, grammar, punctuation.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:02, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:57, Reply)

more than a mouthful is just a waste
or so I've heard
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)