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are you OK when you plan things in advance?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Probably. The thing is, is that my pup is in her cage 9 hours out of the day.
What really pisses me off, is not that people ask me to go out and do things with them, but they expect me to just put her back in her cage after she's been in all day. It's not right, and it's not fair to her.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
It's a dog.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
your face is a dog

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
All this dog talk....

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
My face is two dogs fucking and one of them isn't too keen.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Okay, fine.
If she's in her cage too long she's like the tazmanian devil and keeps me up all night.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Beat it.
Honestly. It's a dog. I don't want to come across all animal hater or owt, but it's a dog. If it thinks it's the fucking boss and makes a racket all night then kick it until it remembers that it's just a dog and you're a person and it's. Just. A. Dog.

/barbara woodhouse

edit: also ... why is it in a cage? Why isn't it out in the yard chasing its tail and eating its own shit? Is it a tiger? That would be awesome cool. You could train a chimp to bottle feed it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Shhhhhhhh!
Gonz might hear.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Awww. The big soppy heeb.
I'd keep him in the yard and make him eat his own shit.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
but on toast
with some kind of fancy sauce
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Of course.
I'm not some sort of monster.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
because it's hotter than hell outside, there's no fence here
And she'll destroy my room if left out
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Swap it for a cougar or a jackal something.
Really ... what's the point of buying of buying a dog that can't survive outside?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
she was free!
And she's gorgeous. And she's definitely a princess. Her dresses will get ruined.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)

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