Look a new thread!
Turns out the IE IQ story was qa hoax, making the media look like the ones with a sub normal IQ - nice bit of "karma".

When has "Karma" helped or fucked you?

ALT: lunch - foot long BMT with Chipolte from Subway or chicken escalope, ham, sundried tomatoes and mustard mayo from the deli?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:03, 43 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh you terrible cunt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Mwahahahahha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I'm going to reply to this thread.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Good choice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*fist bumps*

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

hahahaha
you're stuck with kroney, you're stuck with kroney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Jealousy will get you nowhere.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

haven't you switched yourself off yet?
or did it just not work?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

You just can't stay away from me at the moment, can you?
What's up? New bloke doing your self-esteem some good, so you're running back to me to redress the balance?
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

he is lovely
did i tell you that he is a DEMON IN THE SACK?

although if he doesn't fucking well email/text me this morning, he is going to get pouty sulking. oh, it's after 12. pouty sulking it is then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You sound in no way high maintenance...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

nah, i'm only kidding
he's under the cosh at work at the moment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

So what you're saying here is
"I'm not getting any attention from my boyfriend, but any attention is better than none, so I'll go make Kroney be mean to me for a bit?"

You need help, my girl.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Send her a bot dog with the number of psycologist's number spelled out in sweetcorn on the side

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

no, i'm saying
kroney cannot help itself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

You keep running back to me.
It's sad, really.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Why do you have to keep on reassuring yourself to that point?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

We nearly had three new threads there
I thought I'd have one last check before I posted mine.


Karma usually manages to shaft me royally in the arse. Karma sucks.

Alt: Subway - that's where I'm going. I'll see you there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Is that Darth's other nickname?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

A court injunction forbids me from disclosing Darth's OTHER nickname...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Hang about
So "karma" both sucks and will gladly fuck you in the arse?

Can I have his number?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Alt: having consulted with everyone else, it seems most people actually think you should eat a dick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

luckily for him
kroney's right there for him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Bitterness is such an ugly trait....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

see my sig
see it? well, do you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Badger has TB of the eyes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

TMB more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

My eyes are one of the few parts of me that function properly these days.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Sweetheart, everyone's hotter than Kate Moss
Badger has effectively just called you a human female
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

it's more than i get from anyone else around here
apart from lovely gonz
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Affection and pandering are a simple tit-gaz away

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

little bit of column a); little bit of column b)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

"Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels", well, it's evident that you don't follow all her trates.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

BO-YAH !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Who the fuck said that?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I would just like to point out, that since I replied to this thread
everyone else has followed. This makes me the most popular person on the board.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

that's like being the least retarded kid
on the sunshine bus.

enjoy your spastic party.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

*click*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOO
Now I have to reply again.

Karma? I don't know about karma. You're good to people and people are usually good to you.

Alt: Leek and potato soup.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Gh8TWpQE8&feature=player_embedded
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Pfft, that's nothing
Next time you're going to work via subway, you'd better give me a fucking seat, right!
(McChinaman banned, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

My Ma drives a Ka
Does that count?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

BMT is cheaper on Thursday
so do it then and have the other one today. DUH.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)