maybe one of them could give you absolution
for butchering your cat?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I said sorry
to its hairy cadaver after I buggered it, therefore I need no further absolution. If I may impart a little internet advice...get another angle, this one doesn't work. Then again, being a vapid fucktoy doesn't give you many intellectual options.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Did you throw your cat through a window or feed it coins?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

thanks for the advice, but in real life i have a very good job
a masters from oxford and a publishing deal lining up, so i guess i'll stick with those for a wide variety of intellectual options.

i could always add a character who is so tedious and toxic that even his cats would rather kill themselves in a variety of desperate ways than stay with him, making him weep like a little bitch, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

What are you publishing?
Chick Lit? lawyer confessions?

Edited due to retardation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Chit Lit
Stories revolving around the hilarious antics of insects.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

This is very funny, you miserable bastards.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

chick lit is probably a fair assessment. best not to mention the law, i don't want to lose my main job!
i am in the incredibly flattering and exciting position of having about 5 people all wanting to take me out to talk terms and conditions. there's still a lot that could go wrong, but it's 5 times more interest than i ever thought i'd get - shows the masters course was worth the money, as that opened the door to get them to read it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

have you written the whole thing? Or just a few chapters to peak some interest?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

somewhere between the two!
the agents/publisher think there is more than there is, which is a bit of a nightmare given my masters deadline is also coming up, and i am working 15 hour days this week because people keep suing each other...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Oi.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Hey!
Are you still on the same number? Might text you tonight and give you a nudge.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO
or i WILL forget again, because it's in my old handbag.

same number xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

*YAWNS*
Tell us more about your job, your HOT new boyfriend, what you've spent all your enormous wages on and how great you are. It all sounds terribly interesting and you never ever boast or bleat on endlessly about yourself, you're such an enigma.

*waits with cock in hand*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

ooh, MIAOW.
(that's also the sound that a living cat makes, btw)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Oh wait, is this the guy whose jizz made you nearly puke?

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

ha, no!
this is some twat who was dumb enough to buy a house on a really busy road and THEN buy a cat and THEN let it out. THEN the retard wondered why the poor bastard got squashed, probably traumatising the driver too. THEN he came on here and bored everyone with pictures of the damn thing and THEN he was rude to gonz when gonz asked him very politely to link to his online shrine instead of thrusting it in everyone else's faces.

although i am sure his jizz would also be highly puke-able.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Oh right
this one just seems to carry the frisson of a man with a score to settle.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

nah
i remember this one yammering on about kids. it won't have had a blowjob in about 15 years.

hopefully he is a damn sight better at keeping said kids off the busy main road though, the irresponsible prick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)