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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha, obvious mindpiss is obvious.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Okay
So, these unspeakable things...

Speak of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

How are you on reverse Dutch steamboats?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I should probably be glad that I don't know what that is.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

It's not actually anywhere near as bad as it sounds.
Essentially, it's shouting right-wing propaganda during anal sex, despite being left wing. I just think it's a brilliant name.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Fancy a Superman?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I've obviously had a very sheltered life...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

try a Spiderman...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Ooh, now I know that one.
*feels a bit less square*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

"go web go!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

How about a monkeyface?
I must admit, of all the oddly named sexual acts, I've only done one of them - The Eiffel Tower.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Oh come on
it's pretty difficult to go through life without at least one accidental angry dragon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I've never done the most important part of that
Since one horrific incident scarred me for life (literally)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Nope, don't know any of these either.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

The Eiffel Tower occurs when two guys who are spitroasting a girl high-five.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

hmmmm.....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

The only one you need watch out for, as a woman
is the Angry Pirate.

Men actually win prizes for managing to pull off one of those.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Haha.
I've always liked the idea of 'the rodeo'. In the doggy position, reach down and hold her shoulders where they are, before moaning someone elses name, and see how long you can hold on for.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Haha
as a gender, we really are despicable.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

It's great fun, isn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)