The weather in Luton and Slough is Pissing down with chances of pissing down later.
The humidity is giving it 110% too. So it must be getting ready for my stay at home hols next week.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hang about
You live in Luton/or Slough? Where did you learn rudimentary keyboard skills and human interaction?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Domiciled in Luton, employed in Slough, dunderhead.
I'll also have you know that my human interaction skills are nowhere near rudimentary, that is a far off aspiration.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I might keep our series of emails as proof that a resident of Luton entered into a succession of gentlemen's agreements
Future generations will never believe it otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'd find something better to do with your life mate.
OK, who is going to win the next test?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Hahaha
No-one, it's going to be a draw. Unless the selectors are smart enough to retain Bresnan as part of a five-man attack, at Morgan's expense if Trott is fit. Sehwag is going to batter the ball into Aston, barring bowler-friendly conditions or an exceptional showing by our seamers (not unlikely) I predict a high-scoring draw.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Do you give motivational speeches ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I do as it happens.
In Luton, I am looked up to as a god.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I just imagined you quietly sobbing at the lectern whilst trying to be upbeat about everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

His lolwaki dancing boss

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I find humidity odd
to me 100% humidity should mean you are immersed in water
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I thought that, but it is relative.
I must have nodded off the day we did this at school.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

yet again
I notice a gap in my education. I definitely went to school, and attended almost all lessons. I am left with a distinct feeling that no one ever actually taught me anything though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I have a few gaps that I find imposible to fill.
There are 1760 yards in a mile, 63360 inches in a mile. I'll be fucked if I can remember how many feet in a mile though. I was away on the day they did it at school. I know its 5000 odd but I can't remember exactly.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

3 ft in a yard = 1760 * 3 = 5280?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I know how to work it out.
The other numbers are already there for ready access, but I have to work out the feet to miles one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It means that the air contains as much water vapour as possible relative to it's temperature

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

much obliged
hang on, how can you have more than 100% then?

or can't you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I dont think you can
Any more and has to rain?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

that way you'd get rain just appearing around you though
rather than from clouds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I dunno rite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Nope
Clouds are also liquid water - they're just formed from much smaller droplets. Raindrops are basically just cloud droplets that got too damn big for their own good and fell out of the sky.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Depends on your units
If you're in units of "percentage relative humidity," (%RH) then yes, water should be condensing in the atmosphere around you at 100%RH and forming fog or clouds. At this point, the air holds as much water vapour as it can before the water is forced to condense out.

So I would have thought that, upwards of 100%RH (if those are indeed your units) you should see some sort of mist around you. Unless, of course, your sources have got the air and/or dewpoint temperature wrong. Or you're working in some other funny unit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)