You really need an urgent 'sexual discrimination in the workplace' course

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

an urgent sexual discrimination in the workplace course to stop being such a zany chap

zany chap Bertie Woofter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

bertie Woofter perishing leftfooter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Greatest footballer of all time was left-footed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Graham Le Saux?
I MADE A FOOTBALL JOYK!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

This is good for two reasons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

What's the second?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Robbie Fowler famously bent over in a game and pointed his arse to him
calling him a big puff live on TV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Ohhh, was DF refering to that ugly coke snorting pikey Fowler?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Of course I fucking wasn't
AA might think so, I hate the ugly cunt. Sporters was congratulating you on a) knowing Graeme le Saux was left-footed and b) implying that I was citing a gay footballer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I hope you're not thinking of that cunt Pearce

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oooooooooooh dear
*prepares duelling pistols*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)

We've had this debate before mate
And you lost that time as well.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

No I didn't
You suggested you were a better full-back than the best player ever to occupy an England shirt in that position. Which is patently ludicrous, even by B3tan standards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Not quite
I said I was better than Pearce. Different thing altogether!

And I'm not half as ugly.

Anyway, got to run. Laterz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)

if you're not dancing on the edge of a disciplinary
work is no fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)