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Enemaswhat are they all about then?
alt: Just natter, that love in below is making me feel sick.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:23,
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you would go down(up) that road.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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is that because everyone hates you? :(I have never been enemaed and suspect I don't want to be. Thanks anyway
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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I done a picture what is quite brownwanna see it?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32,
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before you click, remember I'm not really a painterand I know the perspective it off and stuff
Up2.it/ali/painting_small.jpg
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:35,
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That painting tells me that you feel alone in this world(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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pffit's from a story I haven't written yet.
Also, I can paint people at all
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:38,
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A story with no people is a very lonely story(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:39,
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there's people in the storyjust not the picture
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:40,
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Are these people your friends ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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they will beonce I have fashioned them from my own faeces
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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Sky needs to be greyer but apart from that, not bad at all.(
girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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greyer you say?hmm, you may be right. I was just not sure about making all of it grim. It is much darker blue than that photo shows, mind
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:47,
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yeahI realised I'd screwed up the reproduction. I haven't got proper lights to get decent coverage and nothing to really calibrate it with.
It's almost black at the very top
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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on further inspectionyou may be right about the sky. I'll stare at it a few days then decide
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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Nice mate, what are you doing next?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:42,
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I have a photography thing (well 3 I think at the mo)bubbling away in idea form.
In real life, I will be tidying the kitchen
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:44,
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no, just thought enemies, enemas and this thread happened.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32,
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Whoaa, FUCK !!!!!! Out there ...(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:34,
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I know, right! like totally awesome. Alright quender? made anyone cry today?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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I'm trying to dig away at Captain Caveys deep held insecurities through my art critique above if you must know(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:38,
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I am totally upset by this(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:40,
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Dry those tears away with your netbook packaging(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:42,
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she saves them for rituals at larping events.You know nothing.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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I'm distressed as to how accurate this is(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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hahahaha, tears of the unicorn.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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I haven't been here for a few days so thought I should do something shit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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INTERNET FWEND,I love you really you sensitive trannie.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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Enemas? For all the good they doyou might just as well shove them up your arse
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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I've adapted itI'm dead clever, me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:47,
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*thinks of funny reply to question**scrolls...*
*scrolls..*
*scrolls.*
Godsdammit!
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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Never mind that shitCan you really be fined £80 for spraying silly string at someone? That's fucking retarded!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-14403694
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:48,
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well if people have their way you can be hanged for itI hope it's hanged with silly string
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:50,
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String them upThey probably have a string of previous offenses
Mind you it might be a hoax, they could be stringing us along
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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Fiona Bruce! Fucking pussy!Common assault two guys get an £80 fine each for it. Fucking stupid
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:52,
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Fuck!I forgot to kidnap the Bruce when she was Auntiques Roadshowing up here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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Well if it doesn't come off an £80 suit then I think that's fair enough(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
If you're wearing an £80 suit, you deserve to be silly stringed.(
Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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can you get a suit for £80?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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YepNew Look. This only adds to the "you probably deserved it you silly cunt" ethos
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Apparently some of the "cheaper stores" sell suit for much less than the usual £4000 minimum i'd pay(
Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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A decent off the rack woolen cloth suit is going to be 2 or 3 hundred pounds.Otherwise you're into polyster territory.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:09,
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how distasteful(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07,
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There are made from the fur of whippets killed when they are too slow to race(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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Keep it up and they will be made from shark/ape(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:22,
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Even soDo you think Fiona Bruce saw a penny of the on the spot fine?
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:16,
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You think something called SS spray would do a bit more damage.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:57,
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Zyklon Bthe new fragrance from John Galliano
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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The highlight of my day - apart from all the time spent in your charming company, fellow B3tans - was when one of my more annoying colleagues pestered me for my £5 entry fee to our office fantasy football league. No, wait, it gets better. I handed over the fiver and told him, in front of our manager, that in future for that sort of money I expected him to swallow.
That's it. Fucking hell I'm bored.
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You really need an urgent 'sexual discrimination in the workplace' course(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:05,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07,
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This is good for two reasons(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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Robbie Fowler famously bent over in a game and pointed his arse to himcalling him a big puff live on TV
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26,
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Ohhh, was DF refering to that ugly coke snorting pikey Fowler?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:28,
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Of course I fucking wasn'tAA might think so, I hate the ugly cunt. Sporters was congratulating you on a) knowing Graeme le Saux was left-footed and b) implying that I was citing a gay footballer
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No I didn'tYou suggested you were a better full-back than the best player ever to occupy an England shirt in that position. Which is patently ludicrous, even by B3tan standards.
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Not quiteI said I was better than Pearce. Different thing altogether!
And I'm not half as ugly.
Anyway, got to run. Laterz.
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if you're not dancing on the edge of a disciplinarywork is no fun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07,
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The highlight of my day was comparing compliment slip designs to use for the companyTheir similarity and blandness was a sight to behold. Reminded me of that scene in American Psycho.
Then again, most things make me think about smashing Jared Leto in the head with an axe.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:08,
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on that thememay I apologise. I did my first 'Darth is gay' joke the other day. I'd avoided it up until then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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You're the first person ever to apologise for it as far as I can recall(which is typically not very far)
Thank you
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why, thank you sir(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:19,
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It reminds me of Paris or something1880s Paris
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:19,
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Hey, it wasn't all Kylie Minogue and that Aussie bint you know(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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I fucking hate that filmand even I know it was set in turn-of-the-century Paris
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I haven't watched it so I don'tMusical innit = SHIT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27,
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musicals are greatalthough I've never seen it (I'm assuming you're talking moulin rouge?)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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Right on both countsMusicals are awesome, if done well.
Moulin Rouge is not done well.
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I will avoid it thenThere was a few seconds (during traumatic time in life) in which I was suddenly surprised by the fact that everyone wasn't singing what they said. Musicals are for melodrama
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:35,
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A couple of the pictures it's based onis in Italy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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I remember that, I was there, I was.....er, drunk I thinkI may need to apologise to someone as well, I'll be back.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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I think I was insulting you or something(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:23,
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*checks*Nope, no insults, just 'Carry On' sytle innuendo and talking a load of ol' toot.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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well, that makes a change(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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Has anyone anywhere ever had a haircut and thought "yes, this is exactly what I wanted".I reckon no.
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I think today he mistook me.When I said "I like the length, take as little off as possible, just smarten it up round the sides and that", he heard "Make my head look like a giant thumb, please".
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I do not give permission for my picture to be displayed here.This happens every time, but when I don't get it cut and grow a ponytail (I did this last year) people say that looks daft too. I CAN'T WIN.
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No 5 on top and No 2 on the sideExactly what I wanted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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The haircut is wrong though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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In the days when I had my hair cut(1990-93) the hairdresser seemed to be intend on making me look like a lion. Not sure why. Then it got really short and made me look like a sterotypical dyke (I had enormous 80s glasses at this point to).
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:22,
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Have you not cut your hair since 1993...You are Repunzal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26,
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I had it trimmed by friends on 2 seperate ocassionsand I had it tidied up about 3 years ago at a hair dressers. My hair doesn't get all that long, it defies gravity
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27,
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Most of the time, yepThe guy who cuts mine has been doing it for a very long time, and the others who work there are excellent, so I ask for short back and sides, indicate the length, and easy!
They've even told me I was having my hair cut too short previously, due to the fact I've got a double crown.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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So these petitionsSurely they would be fairer if people could anti sign them. I mean a petition with 20000 wankers demanding the death penalty would look a bit shit with 900000 anti signatures.
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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I believe CERN are still searching for a way to find anti signatures(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:23,
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No no my dear fellow,They're the chaps looking for large hard-ons
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:25,
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The majority of the public are for capital punishment though.If you make it a simple question like that.
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Really? I honestly can't believe that if there were a simple yes or no referendum that it would be voted forI expect a majority of the mouthy twats that voice their opinion are all for it but I'd hope overall the country is against it.
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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most people think thatit's cheaper and easier to just kill people. Most people, I would argue, don't think things through and are no good at ethics/philosophy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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I think that if I walked around my workplace I'd find less than 10 out of the 600 staff here that would want it back.(
Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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I hope that's trueI suspect a lot would say "no...but there are ocassions..."
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:35,
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The ones that get me are the people that think that james bulgers killers should be killedWhen I ask if they would be able to kill a 10 year old boy they respond well they should have waited until they were 18 and then have killed them. Like that makes any sense. I still think only idiots want it back.
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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we had this as a debating topic at school when i was about 12as that was when it happened. someone in the class suggested putting signs around their necks saying "i killed jamie bulger" and sending them into the middle of liverpool...
i do remember the comment of denise bulger: "i knew where my little boy was all the time. why didn't their parents? if they had, it wouldn't have happened."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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She knew he was alone in a shopping centre being abducted?That's some pretty high class neglect, right there.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:45,
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i knowshame your mother took better care, eh?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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My mother has always blamed the woman that stopped them and asked them if he was alrightand they said "They found him" Any grown adult should have said "I'll take him to the police station" or something not just let two ten year olds take him off
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:45,
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they were 10 years oldthey knew full well what they were doing was Wrong. my 18 month old niece knows it's wrong when she hits her older brother and sister with a toy, ffs! it's not like they were being asked to debate criminal jurisprudence, but they certainly knew that hurting and killing a younger boy was an evil and a wicked thing to do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:47,
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Oh yes totally agreeBut I still think that the mother could have prevented it by knowing where her kid was and this woman could have prevented it by taking them to the police. I also think the death penalty for two 10 year old boys is too much in an apparently progressive society.
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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I find it staggering that anyone would consider cost when it comes to capital punishment."It's cheaper than keeping them locked up" is not an argument for the death penalty.
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it costs tens of thousands of pounds a monthto keep those who raped and butchered terrified small children safe from being attacked by other prisoners. some of them might live another 50 years. how many schools could you build with that money? how many hospital beds? how many nurses'/doctors' salaries? how much aid could we give to somalia, for example? are these people worth it?
YOU decide!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:41,
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Good good!We can't let these towel heads think they can get away with all being terrorists because we are paying too much on our prison and rehabilitation system!
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:46,
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the americans will do it first and make more bangs and fireworks anyway(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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It's not a question of how much they're worth. You can't, as a society, say"People have the right to life" and then punish those that break this rule by breaking it yourself.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:47,
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what about those who want to die?like brady, with his starvation protest, and huntley, with his suicide attempts?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:48,
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What about them? You weren't talking about people trying to kill themselvesyou were talking about us as a people killing other people that we don't like.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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Or the person with a horrible painfull illness who needs assistance to end their life.Anyone who wants to die should have that right in my opinion but no-one should be able to choose who lives and dies.
I think bin laden should have been captured and tried, I don't think any administration should have the right to say "We want him dead, kill him"
Also the death penalty is a crap punishment, it only punishes the people that care about the criminal. If you killed me I wouldn't be around to give a shit.
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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overall i am against itthere's the odd twat that should be studied by top criminologists and then burned in a fire.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:33,
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Well most people if you say Yes or no to capital punishment say yesbut when you say what crimes, how do you stop miscarridges of justice, how should they actually kill the people, who should be in charge of executions, who should be able to stay the executions etc etc, then about 60% of people are against it.
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I don't agreeFor example I have just asked around the office and out of the 15 people in here only one said yes and he's a twat.
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:35,
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Yes well that's not a representative sample of the population is it?All working, all in the same industry, all of working age, all in the same area of the country.
BAD STATISTICAL SAMPLING
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Yeh and I reckon the polls that say bring it back are sampled from daily mail/sun reading idiots(
Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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Yup and their combined readership is still less than 10% of the country(
Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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just nuke the shit bitsi'm looking at wales, newcastle, stoke...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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Don't forget Milton KeynesI just re-read Good Omens and the lovely footnote explaining Milton Keynes for the Americans......
"Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live. Many Britons find this amusing."
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Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:40,
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oh fuck yesdeathly dull concrete shithole where chain pubs like the pitcher and piano are the height and epitome of sophisticated fine dining...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:42,
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aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ickle baby bobby isn't feeling the luuuurrrrrrrrve?*hugz and cayke and tea and anal*
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:45,
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I want all these thingsIf I whine about nobody loving me, do I get them?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:33,
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awwweveryone ignored you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:50,
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