I have the day off
I'm heading out now for a full English, then it's off to Ardencote Manor Spa for Dad's 70th. I shall avoid any spa treatments involving wax or mud or the words "Now, this shouldn't hurt" so I will be pretty content I suspect.

I fancy a massage as my lower back is always a bit creaky in the mornings.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're just praying that a 25-stone sweaty Turkish man gropes your arse in the sauna.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I wouldn't mind that, at 25 stone his belly would be so much further out than his penis that he wouldn't be able to penitrate.
Or more like, I'd rather a 25 stone turkish man than a 18 stone turkish man.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Maybe you could have both?
You could be the grilled halloumi in a sweaty Turkish love-sandwich?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I think I'd get a neck ache while sucking off the 25st guy, as I'd be on all fours and my head won't be supported with the weight of his belly on top of it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

the Lucky Pierre, if you will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Lucky Umit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

LIGHTERS
Changing the subject completely, Ishmael Miller. Opinion.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Sportscow opinion: A bit shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Think Championship level

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Same

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Oh
Can you elaborate? We've already got "a bit shit" strikers, maybe he'll bring something new to the shitfold
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Seems injury prone to me
See also: Doesn't score many goals when playing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

That is a bit of a drawback
Especially since we already have David McGoldrick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

coming back from bad injury
so unfair to say he doesn't score much, he did well for us at Championship and looked ok in the Prem pre-injury.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)