I saw this film once right, and it was about two guys in collage. They had a spare room in their doormatry and was doing lots of weed so fucked up their exams.
They went to the libary and found out that if their flatmate commits suicide or dies, then they get free top marks for the entire year, despite their current academic achievement. So they go around trying to find the most suicidle person. It's a really good film, but I was thinking with your job, if you come home to find your flatmate had died from self inflicted murder via the means of over indulgance of narcotics, then you could get off work this evening.

I think if he loved you, he'd snort everything snortable in the house. And if he doesn't, well, at least we know where we stand.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So if Monty dies I get the day off work?
If he doesn't then I know he doesn't care for me and it's a good excuse to finally leave him? Win win really isn't it.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Especially for Gonz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah', exacto, I reckon he'd get about 1/5th of the way through everything that's snortable too, 1/4 tops.....
.... so when the police comes, you can claim victim's support, you're clean of that kind of garbage ain't ya? Little blood test, "Oh officer, I had no idea, he always seemed *snigger* so co-harrent */snigger*.... I can't believe this. He's used me as a good upstanding, and very bueitful, women to hide his activities. That can't be legal, right?". And on top of that, you know that all the currency is in the guitar case in the attic behind the hidden pannel. I doubt the rest of the family know about that, so you take that and let the family have the probate.

You come off looking like an angel victim, with a fat load of cash to splunge all over your new love interest, who happens to live in Zone 5 to the north on the picadilly line.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Dead Man's Curve?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I think it's been done a few times, but I was thinking of Dead Man on Campus, staring Zack from Saved By The Bell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ahh, seems they both came out the same year

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Fuck you and your speedy typing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

TUNE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Is that the Jan & Dean one?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Aye. Magnifient, they were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Very good track, was displayed as being by Blink 182 on P2P networks for years though, very odd.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

this reminds me of a film starring some chaps from the Wu Tang Clan
their mate dies, so they use him to fertilise their weed plants. When they smoke them they can see him and he can commune with dead people. Thus they ace their exams and get into Harvard.

Excellent film all round.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I know the one, it's got "Zack Morris" in
www.imdb.com/title/tt0118301/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)