why are you cunts asleep when I'm awake and bored?
it's bullshit
you ought to try harder

yes i'm selfish, we all know that
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 5:06, 14 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i'm awake...
I don't know if you are though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:28, Reply)

Yes, I'm awake too

( broadsword, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

i'm awake now, too
stick the kettle on!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

i died in my sleep

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

bad luck
i have decided to stay in bed until i've finished game of thrones. Just this book, mind, otherwise I'd probably die
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I'm awake now
but rather bleary. Like the hair
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I've been awake for a while
done my errands, been out to a rather rubbish boot sale, had a turn round TK maxx.
Now I'm securely ensconced in my little chair, watching a film with mr b3th. Paying it great attention too, as you can see.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Afternoon
After years without a credit card I finally got another one last month.
"Emergency purchases only," I said. Just splashed £300 on an electronic drum kit. Oh well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Emergency drum kit in case you need to call your street to war in the event of zombie invasion.
Sounds perfectly sensible to me. And it'd be a waste not to use them in the meantime, since they're just sitting there.
( Kroney, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I like this reasoning :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

what did you go for?
I have a shitty roland one I take to practice occasionally when I can't be arsed to lug the acoustic around.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Just a basic Benson model
It'll do the job while I save up for a decent one.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I is back innit blud
I had champagne on the terrace at Ardencote Manor, then a full swedish massage. Seriously awesome, and an attractive young woman rather than a 25-stone Turkish man. All very professional so I avoided embarrassing tentage. Then swimming in the outdoor pool, sunbathing, hot tub all before the big birthday dinner.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

dinner was good too
all fancy fine dining stuff, bloody awesome and all on dad's bill. :)

throw in a full english this morning before heading back and it really couldn't be beat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)