This is a difficult question for me
as I have no kids, but a dog that I dote on and take everywhere with me. Luckily he is pretty well behaved, and will sit quietly beside one of us when we go places, but he can be very exciteable, and sounds incredibly loud and ferocious when he barks.

I do understand that a dog is significantly more powerful than a baby, and if they ever had a disagreement the baby would come off a hell of a lot worse, but I can't help feeling a tiny bit insulted when people criticise my dog. When I was at the pub last night there was a screaming toddler there. I didn't ask the parents to keep it and its grubby hands away from the dog, because I know the toddler can't be reasoned with any more than the dog can. I just took my dog into the other bar.

Short of starting a family feud, I would suggest, if the dog does it again, pick up the baby, stand up, and walk into another room. Or just stand up and face away from the dog. After a couple of goes ta this, it will get teh picture that it can't play with the baby, and should give up pestering it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or kick the dog down a mineshaft
and put the baby on a spike
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

that'd hardly work that fast, she'd likely have to be there every day for it to have that impact

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

The voice of reason^
EDIT:

b3th that is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

My idea is quicker and cannot fail

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

What happens if you live far away from a mine?
Or all the mines have been closed down?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Damn you Thatcher, foiling my darstadly plans again!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

FUCK YOU, I AM THE VOICE OF REASON

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

BULLYING REASON!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

KICK THE DOG UNTIL IT SICKS A RAINBOW

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

A BULLYING RAINBOW!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

YEAH AND SLOBBER OF DOOM

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

You are the voice of anger, Kristine!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I am the voice of fucking lovely, you twat waffle.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You are the voice of other women squeezing your boobs.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That's a voice full of sexy.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)