Tortilla chips have three corners for a reason
1. Hold by one corner
2. Dip one other corner
3. Eat dipped corner of chip
4. ????
5. PROFIT
6. Rotate chip slightly
7. Dip other corner that has not been in your gaping, salivating maw
8. Eat dipped corner of now-double-dipped chip
9. ????
10. Die happy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm afraid I can't come to your concert
but I hope it goes very well.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Not to worry
It's been cancelled.

Officially for technical reasons, but, just to make your day, I'm going to pretend that they decided to cancel it because you couldn't make it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Oh man, I feel so bad for all the fans that had queued for hours in the rain for their tickets
You should let them all have a go on your girlfriend to make up for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

...we had fans?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Well, it was quite a warm venue...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Or....
buy more tortillas and eat them in one go

/fatty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

OR HOW ABOUT WE JUST DUMP THE SALSA IN THE BAG AND THEN EVERYONE CAN TAKE TURNS BOBBING FOR THE BEST CHIP

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Definitely a euphemism

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I so want to go to one of Kristines Parties
they must be awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I make my OWN veggie platters, Al.
None of that precut store bought stuff.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

That would so be worth a transatlantic flight.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

only you would think that

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I've a filthy mind Krizzle
It comes from being single for ages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

/knows exactly what you mean

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

bobbing for chips

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Far more fun if they're still in the fryer!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Served with Weston's cider as a subtle health warning.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Oof, that stuff is both wonderful, and vicious.
Was 2 bottles for £3 near me recently.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Thank you for completely missing my subtle burn victim joke there

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

i got it!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Glad somebody's on the ball today...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

i'm crocheting with wire thinner than cotton
at the same time. NOTHING ESCAPES MY NOTICE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

*relooks*
Oh for fucks sake.

I'll choose to blame that on being woken at 5am.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)