With a man or a woman?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Both

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

GET IN!
Congrats.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I'm not proud of myself, Al.
I mean, I only fucked her so she'd shut the hell up and go to sleep.
Now I understand how a man feels. *shutters*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Nah, we only do it so WE can shut up and go to sleep.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I know a lad who fell asleep mid-coitus
which is the pinnacle of sexual achievement. The girl was not amused. She was even less amused at how funny we all found it.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

that was her first mistake

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

were you in the room at the time?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Actually yes. I was trying to sleep on the other side of the dining table.
There really isn't any polite way of getting up and leaving when somebody's shagging ten foot away. After he fell asleep though, it seemed like the worst had already happened.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

serves her right for shagging in front of other people

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Wasn't the first or the last time.
You get used to it.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

yeah
if you're a dirty voyeur.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Just because your neuroses
mean that you have to have sex with the lights out and sheets wrapped around both you and him and a blindfold for him in case your sheet slips.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I just think people enjoy rubbing my face in them getting action whilst I'm not.
I don't enjoy people boning in front of me, but I'm not particularly fussed about it, either.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Some people have no shame, swipe.
They couldn't care less if someone else is in the room, and sometimes it's easier to just lay there and try to fall asleep.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I've found myself in this position several times.
The problem is that 3 times have been in the same house, in the same fucking room! (friends house, not mine)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

was his name piston?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Piston would have fucked her through the floorboards and into the basement.
His username came after that accident in which he bent his nob.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

My brother spent a few weeks convincing his extremely self concious girlfriend to give him a blowjob
After a drunken night, she agrees. He lies back, she gets down to it, he falls asleep.

Took him another 3 months to convince her to do it again. Same situation, both drunk, she gets down to it, he falls asleep again. How she didn't dump him is still beyond both of us.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

lol good skills

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Hers must have been fucking dreadful
for him to all asleep.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

He's said it wasn't that
And I quote 'Let's face it, I was pissed, comfortable, and getting something I enjoyed. Why wouldn't I fall asleep?'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Better than the old teeth-dragging horror, I guess.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

hahahaha
still, she sounds up tight
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)