I am currently in possesion of a fucked laptop, off which i want to rescue my photos
but i have no idea how and the on line tutorials scare me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you have to leave it submerged in water in a darkroom overnight

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:51, Reply)

:D

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:52, Reply)

also, put back in the fixer for a minute or so

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Take the hard drive out
and plug it into another machine.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:51, Reply)

This bit scares me...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It's not going to bite you.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

What you do, right, is you take a sharp knife
and slit into your wrist. Once the blood starts flowing, drip it directly into the AC socket of your laptop. This will appease the gods of data, and your machine will start working again.

You have to be quick though, otherwise you might find yourself getting a bit light-headed...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

What you have to do is repeatedly smash your little finger with a hammer
until it fits into the USB port - then all the pictures will appear in your mind. Then all you have to do is plug a mic into your new laptop, got to 'my pictures' and just describe them into the mic, and they'll appear.

Finally, kill yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Alright Monty
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Shit beyond belief. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Not fantastic
What's up?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I really am struggling to muster up the will to leave my bed each morning.
Only the 'emotional hardcore' music genre holds any pleasure for me these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Thank 'God' for 'Combi Christ'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Their aggressive technological dance-rock hybrid really addresses the homework-based woes of the small-town teenager of today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Perhaps you should listen to some Simple Plan

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I know not of their wonders.
By that I really meant 'God I used to be reaally into them but then the boy two streets over who copies my hair got into them and now I hate them THEY'RE SUCH LOSERS'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Just to refresh your memory
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk&ob=av2n
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)

You'd love them
xkcd.com/97/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Wow they sound 'uber-cool',
That's like 'super-cool', but with a teutonic, industrial twist. Like that brilliant band 'Rammstein' who are in no way complete tossers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

'fuck' that 'shit'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Everything just piling up?
Have you seen your daughter recently?

I hear Plumdozer might be able to help you with recommendations there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I saw her on Saturday night/Sunday morning
but was not allowed to take her to Oxford to see my cretinous pater. This upset me, work is melting my mind and Lusty's going away for a fortnight on Saturday. Boo, but also, hoo.

Any luck looking for work? I'd give you a job but I really like you and I'd rather things stayed that way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, Reply)

That's a bugger with the Oxford trip
very small-minded of your ex, given that your dad is in the UK so infrequently.

No luck with work, nowhere wants someone with a 2.ii. It's messing my mind up a little bit. Oh well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:13, Reply)

i got hired with a 2:2, all you need to do is sneak in around the back!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Did someone call?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Again, I have smirked at this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Defying the smirking ban, renegade that I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I hear that in Bolton
the pubs are thick with smoke and anybody who cracks a grin gets arrested.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Whereas anyone who chins a black is applauded
Madness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Poppet's already suggested prostitution

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I got a 2:ii, and I'm apparently unemployable
but that might be unrelated.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)

so did I
but then I did a largely useless subject so I'd have been unemployable with a 1st
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Same here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Patience, my dear.
Where are you looking (as in which town/city)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Bristol or London
Bristol because I have basically free accommodation, London because it's where I want to be
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

you should come and see mine she is awesome!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Jesting aside, I'd like that.


I've got the right fucking horn at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)

i hope being able to write this has cheered you up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I'm trying to keep my end up, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

What's your daughter doing in the 1960s Albert Finney-starring classic?
Look at that, I made a film joke, just for you. I knew you'd love it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

To my dismay I smiled thinly at that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:17, Reply)

In a pathetic attempt to continue my run of form in this respect I have been trying to conjur an amusing anagram from "I'm into film"
I have failed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm on it, MILF!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Well let us know when you come up with something
LOL!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Monty! Monty!
I said something REALLY FUNNY up there! You might even do a full smile!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Minor smirk only, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)

*kills self*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*does full smile*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Now I know how Patrick Swayze felt at the end of Ghost
Or, indeed, now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It's funny because he's dead

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Knew I could rely on you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

always ;-)

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Thank you all so much
having been massively unhelpful to that poor girl and her dog baby problem, i guess i deserve similar treatment.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:59, Reply)