I've bitten the bullet and called where I used to work, they're hiring, and I'm going to go apply tonight.
Is money more important than being happy?

alt: give us a song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofbiKzpPPFg&feature=related
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:10, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No, as long as you have enough to live on.
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamKl-su8PE
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I don't.
I heard this song at the end of the movie The Town, it makes me feel things and sort of want to cry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdT9uzfTRM0
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Where did you used to work?
That's a more important question.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Clothing shop, selling clothes to fat people and trying to trick them into applying for credit cards.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)

good luck
it's better than nothing, definitely. You can do that while sorting through all the other awesome offers you should be getting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

No one wants to buy sex from me yet. I may have to go to the gym.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

have you advertised in all the phone boxes?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)

We don't have phone boxes :((

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)

what?!
how does superman get changed?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Bathroom I guess

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)

No, but it doesn't half help

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Money is pretty good at facilitating the pursuit of happiness.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I just need love, reliable train connections to visit friends and cheese to keep me happy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Just realised I need money for the train tickets and cheese.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Blousie.
You have me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Peckham's burning now.
*fears*

Edit: More alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-B7MMp6n9M
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Rumour has it, that the latest outbreak of violence has resulted in £4,000,000 worth of improvements.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Where are you?

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Right between Peckham and Lewisham
Alls I need is for Deptford to go off and I'm and I'm getting on my bike and heading south.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Is there someone else's house you can be at?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Yes I do :)
But sometimes it's not enough.

I'm at Leeds train station at the mo. Had a smashing weekend :)


Edit: replied to wrong thread. Oops!
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

You'll not often here this, but I wish I was in Leeds right now

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)

You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challange.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Gh8TWpQE8
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I've got Sky news on.
I think a branch of Greggs is on fire. Someone comfort the Captain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Consolation is just a (succession of) train journey(s) away
*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)

you have a bag full of sausage rolls?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Er...
*zips back up, forlornly*
*Nips out to shop*
*Buys sausage rolls*

...yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I'm afraid so Captain.
I'm afraid so.

The sausage rolls will end up gettin burnt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

With enough money you can buy happiness
Or a World Cup. But not the Champions League.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

OK
I've spent/wasted most of the day making this, so I need some internet validation. It's made with 0.1mm wire (thinner than cotton), using a 1mm crochet hook and I have no use for it at all.

Up2.it/ali/snowflake_small.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

It looks very shapely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

hang it on your christmas tree
my mom has a fuck load of lace ones my old ass babysitter made
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)

You used to have a babysitter for your ass?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)

It used to run wild.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Did it have a voice like Eddie Murphy?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

they share a likeness and ability to sing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

And the nickname "Thunder"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)

it's not christmas in britain, yet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)

hmm, MAYBE YOU COULD STORE IT WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS STUFF AND BRING IT OUT WHEN IT'S CHRISTMAS, YEAH?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

OK OK don't bully her off the board, Kristine

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

maybe
I didn't put anything out last christmas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

you could give it to your mum
or mine
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I'm supposed to be paying attention to a video call with my family
All I can think about is how many types of fish I have in the freezer and whether it counts as paella if you use turmeric to colour your rice yellow instead of saffron
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I hate fish.
I like tilapia, but that's about it and it has to have like 3 lemons worth of juice soaked into it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Krstine, is there a Red Lobster near where you live?
That place is my personal mecca.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

There is! Lobster chops are my favorite but I've not been there in years.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Regarding the London riots.
I fully expect 'similar' uprising to occur in Bristol, Birmingham and Manchester within the next 48 hour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

really?
I haven't watched the news at all, but this is some fucked up shit I'm hearing.

Swansea's always late with things, anyone want to hole up here?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)

You'll have to be more charming than that if you want to pull me Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)

when Bristol burns
you'll have no choice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I'd put money on the fact that if it does go off in Bristol.
That the black community will be joined in next to no time, by Burberry and Stone Island clad youths from both football clubs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

birmingham's started

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I liked to say 'See, I told you it would!'
So. 'See. I told you it would'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)

charming hairy, four-legged and called Rover
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I can't wait Darth!
It'll be like the Amici wine bar all over again.

Bristol is well protected. Provided the only opposition is a wine bar full of families and the weapons on offer are patio furniture!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Are you STILL annoyed about that little tiff years ago?
Were you raped with a chair leg or something?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I think you'll find your little lot were more upset by it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Why would Forest fans be upset by your bottom being violated with a piece of furniture?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Because they lost both the first and second leg!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Hahaha
I feel sad that only I will click this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Aaaaaand there goes Birmingham.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

What a loss

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

what the absolute fuck
is going on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:14, Reply)

It's teh end of days, Cavy!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Guess you won't be taking your colonies back after all, eh

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

pff! You guys have no money left
we'll take over again soon enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I'll stab you first, then use you for your crocheting abilities.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

to crochet shackles for my fellow
countrypeople?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Well, at least Wales will be a little while behind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

According to Nostradamus
the end of the world will be triggered by a man in blue. Or 'the boys in blue', if you will...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)

It's all on my command innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I hope Cheryl gets wind of this and leaves quickly!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I think she is still trying to attack Rodney King.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Last time there were widespread riots in the UK
This was number 1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhhSBgd3KI&ob=av2n

Charles and Di got married the same week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)

In reply to your question: no, but the lack of it can certainly change opinions.
In other news, what the actual fuck is going on? What happened to the glorious London communities they keep banging about in the Blitz spirit?

I find it incredibly hard to watch what's going on and to associate it with my own nation. It's just crazy shit. They set fire to a carpet shop with flats above it - why, exactly?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Because The Man likes a nice deep shagpile
and they were sticking it to him
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)

That's what I don't get
Supposedly they're mad at 'the police' or 'society' or whatever. The only ones who this is punishing are the poor people who own the shop, and the now homeless families (including young children) who lived upstairs.

and the rich gentried landlords who owned the freehold, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)

It's just about fucking stuff up. It's entertainment.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I'm certainly entertained

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)

The people to blame are the idiots who cancelled Firefly
No-one would be out rioting for their entertainment if there were new episodes to be had
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

now that's a reason to riot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

because they're mad as hell and they're not gonna take it anymore!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Aaron Russo lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)