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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can confirm this. Pub sent us home about an hour ago just before it kicked off round Clapham Junction
Probably in the safest place I can be right now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Good news
have a screwdriver to hand just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Fuck the screwdrivers, I own a claw hammer and several sturdy plumbing tools

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
just make sure y ou can lift them on your own

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Pffft! I has swords and shit
Bring on the looters.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Have you fallen in love with a female plumber from Harlesden NW10?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Can't say I have
Unless said plumber is your mum or sister, in which case, "Yes, she doesn't half love to be anally violated with a mole grip."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I just wondered where you got your plumbing tools.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCcMHJTI38
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Your mums womb?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Where his worst enemy are stairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Or her gin habit

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Or coathangers.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Well, that would be safer given her current location
Though quite how you get a 6' man back into a 5'5" woman is another challenge altogether...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
cock first

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah, but then my pelvis gets in the way...
It's like the problem a python has if it tries to eat a human head first
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
pff!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)
...
...

...

... I'm 5' 3".
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Anyone would think I worded this one badly...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
You're an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
But, he's an idiot that's having sex with a woman two inches taller than you
behind your back.

On the plus side, she appears to be related to him.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I think she's about two inches taller than Lampers
To verify this, I really ought to nip home and measure her, except I can't get to the station because of these FUCKING BASTARD RIOTERS
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
You should get them both to stand back to back
and then run around them in circles whipping their tits with your erect cock.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Sounds like Crow family picnics of old...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)

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