Would we really be that much worse off without fucking Twitter?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I MUST KNOW WHAT JOEY BARTON THINKS ABOUT THE RIOTS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

He's probably in the middle of one already.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Frontline reporting

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

"This is Joey Barton, si-hang on *headbutts* signing off."

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Joey Barton is a stupid cunt lols
Possibly the easiest, and yet most consistently reliable, of all the lols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I'm loving his current meltdown
Very entertaining
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I think your lot should sign him
Whoever wins the subsequent training ground ruckus between him and Cattermole gets to be psycho-in-residence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

The thought of Bellamy playing for Sunderland against Newcastle in 10 days is quite entertaining
I hate him but he is a good player
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

That'll get spicy
Didn't know you were after him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Loan for a year I think
Him and Adam Johnson would be most excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Him Bill
Adam Johnson Ted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

*air guitars*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'm sticking £5 on Newcastle to go down this season.
Odds are currently at 11/2.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

It could well happen
Getting rid of their three best players (4 when Enrigue leaves) and replacing them with 2nd Div French players doesn't look like great business. And Ba has knees made out of balsa
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I quite fancy Norwich and QPR to stay up this season
Newcastle, Blackburn, Wigan and Villa have spent their pre-season weakening their teams ready for a relegation scrap. Swansea will sink without trace, obv.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Swansea are 4/7 to go down
Not even worth the bet!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

can you give me a warning when this happens
so I can not leave my house for a week or so?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

You'll be able to hear me laughing from there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

QPR will go down
They haven't spent any money and someone will nick Taaaaaaaaaaaarabbbbbbbbbbt in January or the end of the window
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Hope so
Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke if it does
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Darth!
www.indianexpress.com/news/uk-riots-india-england-cricketers-confined-to-hotel-rooms/829221/2

I thought it was about stopping the test but it turns out to be about last night, presumably since they're Asian there were fears they'd join in get beaten unconscious by riot police.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Hahaha!
Thanks for the info sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Hey AA, have you seen how many people have signed up for the B3ta fantasy football league?
There were five pages of teams last time I checked.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

League code please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

870932-214321

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Cheers mate
I need to amend my team anyway, picked Barton for the lols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Fucking hell!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

not at all
but it's the trend to suspend things which is (potentially) a bad precedent. I think we just have to be careful we don't go "hey! government, do what you like to stop these dudes...no of course I don't mind you shafting me up the ass..yeah, just this once."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

kinky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)