"Deputy Assistant Commissioner Stephen Kavanagh
said the use of plastic bullets - never before fired to deal with riots in England - would be "considered carefully" in the event of further disorder." Silly tart. We need flame-throwers for these embryonic Tim Westwoods.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

BARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dear fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)

He's no Wet Ham Man.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

*pours out some Henny*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Monty!
Cue blurry focus; Cue Karen Carpenter singing about birds suddenly appearing; Cue slow-motion running through cornfields, arms outstretched!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Cue one of them moving slower than the other
because of abnormally short thighs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Ooh, harsh.
They may be short but they're packed with fast-twitch muscle, dear. They go like steam-powered pistons!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Have you been using the riots
as a cover for any nefarious shenanigans of your own? My neighbour's baby is really pissing me off with its nocturnal howling, so am thinking of throwing a bin through her window, followed by molotov cocktail. Unfortunately I live in VERY rural Sussex. I shall have to pay the instruction manual above close heed.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Yes.
I am now the proud owner of 15 x 40" plasma tellies*.


*no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Your song of the day link
lead me to an old favourite by the Ruthless Rap Assassins - Mellow. Weird bossa-nova'ish confection but takes me back to happier times.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Irritatingly I now have to leave so I cannot enjoy your entertaining ways.
RAVE SAFE, BARA.


L80RZ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Likewise, child and wife
require my services.

* non-sexual.

Natch too late
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)