From my time as a waiter I learnt
that people don't want you to chat to them, just to answer the questions, waitresses on the other hand are expected to tell customers their life stories, flirt and joke.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

For some reason I find the idea of you as a waiter hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I was 18, and it was a very posh place, I think it had a Michellin star, but I don't know where to look that up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

www.viamichelin.co.uk/web/Restaurants
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

It's not got one anymore.
Dunno if you can check historical things
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Ahh, not a clue, sorry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

michelin tyre, more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

He's exactly the sort of waiter I'd want.
Looking at me disparagingly down his nose as he mentally reminds himself that he'll only have to be doing this until he gets through university.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Same here.
I want dinner, not a friend, you oleaginous gallic wankstain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I am never letting you eat in my restaurant.

( wanderlust, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Does anyone know a reputable euphemism-ometer repair man?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I'm going to leave now.

( wanderlust, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'd want all my waiters to be like the maitre d' in The Blue Brothers
Mr. Fabulous I believe
( Peej, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)