The sound of wine pouring
Makes the hairs stand up on the back of my neck, goes through me like a chainsaw through suicidal butter, all of that. Much worse if it's the opening glugs of a new bottle. Yes, I know I should enjoy this noise as it means wine is imminent, but I can't stand it. No idea why not. My sister is exactly the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:55, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nonono!
It is the sweet sound of liquid sunshine.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

repressed childhood sexual abuse.
it's the only answer and would explain so much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

The father-in-law is a trained hypnotherapist
and has offered to try and get to the bottom of it. I refused, politely. If I have repressed memories they're repressed for a reason.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Also - Gambhir first ball duck. Getthefuckin.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Or even Sehwag. Even better.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Oh, it's better than that mate
Viru Sehwag, arguably the best batsman in the world, the missing element from the first two tests, Golden Duck. Broady is officially The Second Coming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Perhaps you were both abused
in a wine bar??
I dunno, what am I? Your shrink, or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

drink it straight from the bottle, you nancy.
Two. birds. one. stone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Often looked down upon as something of a social gaffe, old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I can mimic the noise with my own throat
If we ever meet you will hate me.
( Peej, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

h r
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(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You are officially menkle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)