Unless I specifically want to talk to someone.
I hate talking to anyone. Ever. If I see a mate in town I'll go out of my way to avoid them. Everyone thinks I'm nuts, they're probably right.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are a little weird.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Once I walked an extra twenty minutes on a longer route home so I could avoid talking to a girl I knew standing outside her house.
This is one of many examples. I just have no idea what I'd say.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

This is bonkers
but, I approve.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I agree with you on this one.
Sometimes spontaneity is fine, but mostly it's awkward and inconvenient.
I never answer my doorbell. You want to come round you ring and make an appointment.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

^this
If you're at my door without calling you probably want to sell me something.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

*removes trousers*
*knocks on LiC's door*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

You'll get a chill and eventually go away
cursing your inability to parse a sentence.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'm starting to think English isn't his first language.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Agreed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)