I did a big poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In the Corby Trouser Press.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Poo pancake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Easier to slide under your neighbour's door

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

They light a little easier, too, I've found.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Kroney
finds it easier to transport his scat collection in this form.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

he probably has a ring folder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Flaming discs of botdog...
Surely the best way to turn "Ultimate Frisbee" into a vaguely interesting "sport."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Or, give them a light coat of matte varnish and pop a hole in the middle
Claim it's a bootleg live LP of the Menstrual Teepee Vagabonds or something and flog it to impressed hipsters who will take it home and promptly ruin their "retro" turntables with it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I've got an original of that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

My dad had a trouser press when I was growing up, I wonder if you can still buy them.
They're like a really effort-free iron, and they make your clothes all toasty and warm so on a cold school day your as you're walking to trousers they feel good like you've wet yourself but it's dry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

under the pillow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)