I'm the only member of my immediate family who hasn't been in the army,
and I wouldn't last more than five minutes in any of the services. I don't like people shouting at me.

I think the last naughty thing I did in a hotel was letting the dog sleep on the bed instead of making him stay on the floor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The last hotel I was in was the Savoy.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No-one cares.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

the last hotel i was in was the California
i checked out a while ago, but feel like I never really left...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I hear the carvery there is a fucking disaster

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Talk about 'bleu'!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

+al
Oi Oi!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

haha

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

They're made of fish, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

what are they made of?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

fish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

yes well done
better than Monty's effort though. He fucked up bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Story of my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Oh b3th, my darling, maybe one day me and you can share a hotel room? One of those hotel rooms where there is a little chocolate on the pillow and a TV where the remote control isn't on a cord.
OH OH OH, and one where the towels are big white and fluffy. And the hotel has a swimming pool and jacuzzi and steam room and a really nice resturant and 'grounds', and it being somewhere near the sea too, maybe Brighton, I like brighton.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)