what's wrong with your eyes then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hotel room whilst at a festival?
Tsk, tsk.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'd totally do that
The only reason I won't do festivals is because of the lack of indoor plumbing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

colostomy lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

who do you think I am, Gonz?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You're b3th - and I'm not Gonz.
You really are senile aren't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It's not a camping festival mate
It's all indoors, about 1,000 capacity, in the centre of Bradford. Goths in a muddy field? Bitch please.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

That's THIS weekend.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

They are, to use popular internet parlance, fucking shit
I'm severely short-sighted, have acute astigmatism and early-onset macular degeneration. I've been informed in no uncertain terms by several opticians that my eyesight is the worst they've ever seen. And (enormously expensive) surgery aside, I'll probably be blind within 20 years.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

woo hoo!
I'll be permanently crippled within 20 years too. *physical defectives high fives*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

We'll be like that Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder comedy
Except called "See No Evil, which is just as well cos I couldn't run away from it"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

"I'm black????!!!"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

^ QUOTING FROM 'FILM'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

How would you know?
Unless you were really into film????
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I am the ultimate 'film' 'buff'.
I have the ‘Empire’ magazine ‘app’ on my ‘smart phone’ and I really enjoy ‘European cinema’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Hahaha
*film afficionados fist-bumps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)