I'm happy for a collection of tedious little reasons
But let's see... which ones can you rip the piss out of?

I finally got a job application sent off last night, and it looked fairly impressive, I have actual, real life proof that I'm not physically repulsive, and I dreamed about willies last night.

How the devil is everyone today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm feeling like shite
but thanks for asking!
( Peej, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

What was your real life proof?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

She was viciously bummed on the way home.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

someone jizzed on a tit gaz she sent then returned it

( Peej, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I couldn't possibly comment

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

You were walking through a park and you got flashed by a tramp in a dirty mac
and a pair of wellies. He had a boner.

That's it, isn't it? I'm right, aren't I?
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Were they soft and surrounded by grey pubes
did you poke them and try and feed them viagra, but still find them unresponsive?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Actually
They weren't even attached to anybody. It was just a recurring motif in my dream. Not even one of those special dreams that make your knees go wobbly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Surrounded by knobs?
You were dreaming about /talk?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Why is dreaming about willies a good thing?
I'd find that fucking terrifying.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)