Oh, my, you really do have a massive crush on me, don't you, Al?
I'm not sure where you got the miserable from. Cunt, I'll hold my hands up to, but yesterday is the only point I recall confessing to being anything other than contented on here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll give you two reasons to be cheerful today, old boy
Alastair. Cook.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You've gone and correctly identified where I got the miserable cunt from right there.
Yesterday you said that you were all miserable and sad, so, given what kind of website this is, I'm mocking you for it.

Same as I keep being mocked for being grossly obese. Difference is, when someone plays the fat joke, I don't start getting upset. This is b3ta. I'm not getting at you personally, just the fact that you are depressed and sad and likely to start self harming (or, if I dare to dream, committing suicide).
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Shut up, baldy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

The reflection of bright lights from my scalp will distract you form your latest set of red bill reminders.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I don't believe I've ever mocked you for being fat, chap.
But, granted, if a couple of responses to a direct question yesterday justify your obsessive mocking, mock away. I'm just choosing to take it that you drift off to sleep cuddling a print-out of my profile at night.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

who doesn't?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

He looks like a big sweaty egg.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

like humpty dumpty?
humpty dumpty sat on a- one of his own carrots more like. and thought, hmm that was rather nice.

maybe this explains the obsession with vegetable growing, come to think of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

i could develop an online crush on you
if you were single.

ah, online crushes. best and least pointless of all the crushes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

In a roundabout sort of way that reminds me of the best line from last night's Big Bang Theory
Which I shan't replicate here in case anyone hasn't seen it. I have a feeling many B3tans would approve, as it was designed to mock WoW enthusiasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

That was a really good episode.
I laughed a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

the one where Penny starts playing online games?
or the one where some guy steals Sheldon's stuff?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

The guy stealling Sheldons Warcraft account.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I love Big Bang Theory.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

ah yes
tis a good show.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Fuck it, you've seen it anyway
When Sheldon was lamenting the 3,000 hours spent clicking his mouse, collecting gold, vanquishing enemies and says "...it's almost like it was a complete waste of time" I laughed so loud Ms Foxtrot's sister came downstairs to see what was happening
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I downloaded it when it was on in america
so saw it ages ago.

I rewatch them a bit though, because there is little else worth watching on tv at the moment, and my virgin box has a stockpile of episodes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Not much arguing with that point
Thursday nights from 9 on E4 have become the only point in the week which we always watch TV. Big Bang followed by HIMYM, which it turns out you were right about all along. I maintain that Marshall is immensely annoying, though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

yeah marshall is annoying
but lily and robyn are so hot, and NPH so amusing that it makes up for it.

have you seen any of Beaver Falls?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

No, that and Franklin and Bash are on my "must get around to catching up with" list
Any good?

Agreed on all counts about the cast of HIMYM, by the way. Ted's annoying in a sub-Ross Geller way but the rest of the cast is good enough to make up for him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

not bad from what little I've seen so far
you are right about Ted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I watched the first 30 minutes of the first one
It was alright but it didn't really grab me. What did you think?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I've seen about the same
there were some amusing bits, and some reasonably hot women, so I'm going to watch more and see how it goes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

still waiting for that titgaz....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

you're not single either
i do not titgaz the married or the nearly married.

sorry darling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

does this mean I need to set up a sockpuppet account and charm you from scratch?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

haha i would love to see your efforts
you are many things, my fine surfing friend, but sleazy you ain't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

ha
thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

One of the things he is, is 'a tedious bender' though, so it's not all good news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Ha!

( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah, Vipros is a tedious bender
*plays guitar, grows beard, is smug*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

i love the word tedious
it's so offensive without being rude. like "village" or "mediocre".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

it's an interesting approach calling non-gays who rebuff your advances
tedious and yet still claiming they are benders.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'm not married or nearly married
*waits*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

yes you are
in a relationship = nearly married
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

By this token you are also nearly married
Although you'll probably be sashaying up the aisle before me at this rate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

why would you want to sashay up the aisle?!
I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. i am "seeing someone".

being in a relationship would make me feel bad about flirting last night!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

My point is that if you think being in a relationship is the same as being nearly married
you haven't met my missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

She's Northern
she doesn't sashay anywhere anymore than Sean Bean does.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

just because i used to see you lurching around uxbridge
with your knuckles on the floor
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

We've been through this before
I stride manfully.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)