an electric blue and hot pink neon sign that said "massage parlour"
i think my tiny drunken brain thought it would be funny to hang it in my flatmate's window.

i ordered it from singapore and forgot all about it. it turned up 8 weeks later with the wrong sort of plug (naturally). sat in the cupboard and gathered dust for 2 years. got binned.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you not get a strong man
to change the plug for you?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

the problem was, my sweet
that even with the right plug, it was still horrible!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I would have had it for my flat
I need to start charging.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

for massaging?
get rid of the bike and my flatmate and i will come round and pay you. she's a total massage fiend. you'd like her, as she is ridiculously hot. i must evict her...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Wiggy wants one of those bar signs that says Open
to hang above our liquor shelf.

Just no.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

you are right
he is wrong. and i was so very wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

We had a 6 foot internally illuminated pub sign at Uni
but that was uni so it was ok
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

was it next to your stolen traffic signs?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)