I fucking love that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that cock
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I don't.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

that is because we don't have the same taste in stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

WHAT!
How is this possible?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I have no idea
in a perfect world everyone would buy all furniture and art from Ikea and that you'd feel it home anywhere you went
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I hate IKEA.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

it serves its purpose
I think the only things I have from there at the moment are picture frames, a garlic crusher and a massive wall hanging of Da Vinci's Vitruvian man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Now you too can be unique
just like every other IKEA picture buyer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

to clarify
frames, not their contents. most of the contents are originals or numbered prints
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

You just like looking at men's cocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

it makes me feel good, because mine is bigger

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Yeah, it does
I actually hate physical IKEA shops more than their stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

the worst bit is that you have to shuffle round the whole place
with the same bunch of slack-jawed mouth-breathers the whole time because of the routes through the shop.


yes, I'm talking about the people I went there with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Ikea is detestable.
I can only handle shopping there late night on weekdays. It's completely unbearable at any other time.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You need to learn the shortcuts.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Nah, I have become a convert.
I look for excuses to go just so that I can have their 99p breakfast and a free coffee. I wouldn't buy furniture from them though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

At that perspective
the owner of those tentacles would have to be several miles long. It seems unlikely.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I like it because of that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

A species capable of self perpetuation needs a certain number of individuals.
At that size I doubt an ocean would contain enough food to sustain a species of creatures that size.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

yeah because what I look for in a piece of art
is biological correctness.

Also, you don't know if that is on this planet. it could be a vast mostly water world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I know
I'm just feeling contrary today.

I'm presuming an Earth type world mainly because of the presence of humans in wellies and red macs.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

you are making quite an assumption that it is a human

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I am, you're right.
I also find it unlikely that a different planet, with the infinite variety that evolution is capable of, would also produce intelligent simians with a similar taste in waterproof clothing to Earth.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

could be skin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Haha, it could be, yes.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

fucking hell you two

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)