Good effort.
I hate going to bbq's where it is all suasages, burgers and drumsticks.

Buy some proper food!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My last one we had chicken kebabs & thighs, which had been marinating overnight
Steaks, chinese style pork, burgers, sausages, corn on the cob, and chocolate bananas, all to go on the BBQ. However, we were all so stuffed by the end of the meat, the bananas went to waste.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Chocolate bananas are BBQ manna from heaven

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I've never actually tried them, I just thought they'd be a good idea.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Split them down the upper part of the curve and insert chocolate buttons
BBQ until all melted and eat straight out of the skin with a spoon.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Use dark chocolate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Dark chocolate is what I had.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Coz you are a pro.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It was burgers and chicken skewers
but they were posh ones from the butchers made with your actual meat, not your leftover scrag ends.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Nice.
If I am showing off I buy the big fuck off fresh water prawns.

Hold on, this isn't very punk.

*spits* Fuck you, fuckos. *does glue*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)