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jeff's in agony, i'm half drunkGood morning off topic, I was expected to be at work tomorrow [today] and I said balls to that and so I've been drinking. Surprise surprise.
What've you said balls to that to?
Alt: sharing is caring, what are you sharing lately? I shared my liquor on Friday, it got me nowhere
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:55,
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Ive said balls to social groups.Im still in a club in vauxhall after being befriended by a lovely bunch of gay men. I swear all they do is party, take drugs and shag each other. Its monday morning ffs, the place is rammed. Gotta go, Madonna's just come on. Boogie time.
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HahahahahAll they do is riot and bum each other. It's fucking disgusting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:21,
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Our Baz should have his tongue up some queers backpassage right about now :((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:28,
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High at the taxpayer's expense whilst he bums it up and we're all hard at work.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:30,
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Let's hope he can steal some anti-HIV medicine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:30,
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I just got invited to 'hang out' in a nearby park, hahahaha.Home time I think.
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Hang out the back of, more like(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:26,
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I ate three burritos in less than ten minutes yesterday afternoon.I haven't properly overeaten in several years. I was in fucking agony. I was supposed to be going round my pal's, but I was doubled over in chilli-enhanced gastric agony so I said 'balls to that', watched The Alamo* and winced for an hour, before eventually making it out.
*modern remake. I realised the only thing I knew about The Alamo is that Ozzy Osbourne was arrested for pissing on the commemorative monument in the early 80s, so I thought I'd learn the story. I didn't know that Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett both died there. Wow-wee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:25,
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I said balls to being in a shit mood on Saturday, so proceeded to get very drunk.Alt: I shared my snacks at the cinema yesterday. It's ace, take in anything you want, they don't check bags, and there's a Tesco just across the road.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:36,
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my neurosis and vomit.Sick as a dog yesterday and completely flaked out which led to me having a real life flounce. Brilliant.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:39,
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Self-induced or actually ill?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:48,
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self induced, had an hours sleep on sat, drank a bottle of Jim Beam andsmoked myself stupid. Good morning btw.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:50,
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Punk rock is still alive.Greetings to you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:55,
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Don't worry though - 'Green Day' are still around for those true punk fans.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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Excellent well do please 'wake me up when september ends'and their new album is out, or we could catch them on tour with 'bowling for soup' they are HILARIOUS!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:59,
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Is there room for comedy in music?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:00,
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If there isn't, nobody told Richard Stilgoe!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:01,
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My father is a fan.I must confess to not really having an opinion.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:18,
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Ahh, fair enoughI like what (little) I've heard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:21,
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There is only a very tiny amount of room for itWhich means it must be done exceptionally well and have some other redeeming quality to allow for the fact that humour moves on quickly and that what was funny 10 years ago is not funny today.
cf. Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band; Jake Thackeray
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:07,
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Cheech and Chong still make me laugh.But then, I am a cretin.
Actually bollocks - 'Mexican Americans' and 'Save the Whales' both stand up today as hilarious.
I cannot fucking stand Frank Zappa though - he really was not funny at all, but was utterly convinced of his own wit. Cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:18,
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I think Ol Dirty Bastard's work classifies as comedy music as well, he was hysterical.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:22,
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Zappa may not have been that funnyBut his music was generally great. Particularly the earlier Mothers albums, I'm less keen on the later more noodling stuff he did.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:28,
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He was the noodle king for many years, eh?Smart-arse jazz-rock bollocks.
I used to have 'We're only in it for the money' but I never really liked it, if I'm honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:31,
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Smart-arse jazz-rock bollocks is about right for a lot of his outputWe're Only In It For The Money is actually one of my favourites. Freak Out and Absolutely Free have some good garage rock moments, but if you are not of fan of his other big influences (Stravinsky, Varese, Doo-Wop, etc.) which he combines in equal measures with the garage sound, along with his "unique" humour then it is probably quite annoying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:46,
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I said boo to a goose, does that count?I shared a cake my mum made me with my work colleagues last week
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:53,
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I'm sharing the fact that even though my life is a massive heap of shitand so depressing on a day-to-day basis that dragging myself out of bed each morning is a task of Herculean magnitude, the absolute and complete joy of something as simple as pushing my daughter on the swings in the sun and hearing her giggling with delight and saying she wants to go as high as the sky, makes it all worthwhile.
^ GAYER THAN BARRY'S NEW BOYFRIENDS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:54,
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I had mine asleep on my chest this morning as she wouldn't settle in her moses basket*dad glees*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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Before my son was bornI had a mental image of the two of us having a snooze on the sofa of an afternoon - me flat out on my back, him snoring peacefully on my chest. It never happened. The little sod never wanted to sleep in the afternoons and would go fucking mental if I tried to lie him down on my chest.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:01,
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You should have taken your finger out of his bum first(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:02,
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I didn't want him to fall off though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:04,
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see, I need one of these in my car crash of a life. A nice distraction not a bumming fromBarry Hood and his gang of Hairy men.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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Haha, oh man, that's gotta make lusty feel like shit, haha oh man, classic.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:23,
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Lungs are over ratedMorning Blousie, did you a have nice weekend?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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I had a lovely weekend.Been to London. Went to the sci fi exhibition at the British Library and had Gonz food.
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:59,
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Truly, again I say, the spirit of punk lives, ladies and gentlemen.I declare this to be PUNK WEEK on /OT.
*gobs*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:00,
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*causes a Japan-wrecking earthquake*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:32,
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The amount of street pounding I laid down on saturday morningit's a wonder there is any part of south east asia left above water.
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I'm thinking of taking it back up again myself.I prefer it in winter though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:36,
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I drank most of a bottle of a zingy New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc to myself on Friday nightAND LEFT THE WASHING UP UNTIL SATURDAY MORNING!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:02,
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*Pierces ear with safety pin*...fuck.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:03,
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FUCK YEAH! right after I finish my uni work.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:04,
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Joints don't count as smoking.I'm pretty sure that is how it works.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:02,
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I was expecting to be coughing a lung up but all was fine.Not doing it too often though.
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:04,
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Very wiseI've managed to get it down to just every day now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:05,
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Today I'm saying balls to working all the fucking timeI shall be doing 7.5 hours for the next 3 days, then I'm off to Featherstone for two days then DISNEYFUCKINGLAND MOTHERFUCKERS! Woop!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:07,
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I shall go to the gym today for the first time in a month or so, this will be miserableI shall also vbe saying balls to carb heavy food
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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Was it your savings account book?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:27,
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Good stuff, I am contemplating signing up for the great south run to get me motivated again...10 miles is a long way though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:53,
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13.2 is even furtherbut that's what I've got to do in under 4 weeks now.
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Good luck mate, waht sort of time are you hoping for?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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Well, based on my run on saturday, if I get it done in under 2 hours 30 minutesI'll be a happy chappy.
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Morning lovelies. I said "balls" to the recession yesterday and had a posh restaurant lunch. Very nice it was too.
Regrettably I have no Punk/Boyce stories of nasal chicanery or over burritoism.
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I did that to my bank account on saturday. I went out for dinner with a friend for her birthday. And before we went to tea we went to a roller derby.
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It's an Aussie term for a massive dildo session.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:33,
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I wish.It's a roller skating race, held in rounds of 2 minutes each. There's two Jammers on the rink, and they basically have to fight their way through all the people on the opposing team (who have to both help their own jammer through and block the opposing team), to score point. It's really quite rough. Absolute ball to watch though.
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I did that for our BBQ yesterdayspent a fucking fortune on food. Everyone enjoyed it though, so worth it.
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Good effort. I hate going to bbq's where it is all suasages, burgers and drumsticks.
Buy some proper food!
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My last one we had chicken kebabs & thighs, which had been marinating overnightSteaks, chinese style pork, burgers, sausages, corn on the cob, and chocolate bananas, all to go on the BBQ. However, we were all so stuffed by the end of the meat, the bananas went to waste.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:35,
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Chocolate bananas are BBQ manna from heaven(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:46,
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I've never actually tried them, I just thought they'd be a good idea.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:53,
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Split them down the upper part of the curve and insert chocolate buttonsBBQ until all melted and eat straight out of the skin with a spoon.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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It was burgers and chicken skewersbut they were posh ones from the butchers made with your actual meat, not your leftover scrag ends.
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Nice. If I am showing off I buy the big fuck off fresh water prawns.
Hold on, this isn't very punk.
*spits* Fuck you, fuckos. *does glue*
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I replaced the sausage meat in the explosion for chicken thighs beaten flat.(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)
It tased nicebut the roll fell apart when I tried to put it on the BBQ
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I have eyes like two pissholes in the snow.And they're even worse than usual today as I went out at the weekend.
Top drawer comedy, right here.
I still have no Star Trek dressing gown. I may be bottling out of it.
Only rock'n'roll story here is driving around town with the windows down and Led Zep on. It made the chavs' ears bleed.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:33,
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Please don't buy the dressing gown.You already work in IT - don't become any more stereotypical or I won't let you go to the Pratchett convention.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:41,
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I shall bring a medieval torture device just in case you do.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:57,
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*Insinuation that your Mum is a slag incorporating Iron Maiden song*Probably something about her living at 22 Acacia Avenue or being called Charlotte
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Wasn't that where Bananaman lived?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:09,
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That's where Eric livedalthough bananaman was often seen in the area
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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^ Bananaman-related pedantry - Jesus fucking Christ.I don't know whether to applaud you or burn your house down.
'Ahahaha ACTUALLY I think you'll find it's just called 'Superman' - there is no such film as 'Superman 1'. Ahahahaha'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:11,
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I can solve your dilemmaGo to his house with petrol and a couple of those big foam hands that you probably have hanging around the house from your frequent expeditions to sports games. Then you can either give him a really, really big applauding or make the fire smell really horrid.
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Good thinking.With only one tiny flaw...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:16,
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*scans post*No... no, it's without flaws. Flawless, you might say. Hey, I've just got that! Flaw...less. Brilliant. I'm going to be saying that all day now.
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That is exactly what I thought when I first heard the songIn fact, Bananaman lived at 29 Acacia Avenue. Busy old street, that.
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29 Acacia Road.Acacia Avenue's an entirely different street.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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Acacia Avenue is in the bad part of town.You get some nasty types round there.
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If you haven't just looked that upthen I crown you KING PEDANT.
Are you sure? I could have sworn it was Avenue in both cases
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"This... is 29 Acacia Road"From memory. It then goes "somethingsomething Eric is a normal boy. But when Eric eats a banana, he becomes....BANANAMAN"
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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I shall concedeOn the grounds that the only alternative is for one of us to look it up.
And that would be tragic.
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It's not going to get any better than this today, is it?*kills self*
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Don't listen to him. I saw one of those Battlestar Galactica helmets in his flat.
And a VHS copy of Tootsie.
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It was a signed 'Blu-ray' ACTUALLY.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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Right-o. Do you enjoy FILM more with the enhanced picture and sound?
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Oh definitely.The only thing better than a garish tranny is a crystal-clear garish tranny with BOOMING REMASTERED SURROUND SOUND.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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Is it crap and gay to still own a VHS?Cos if I get rid of it I'll have to spend a load of money on replacement DVDs, and that seems silly.
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Thank youI was more INTO FILM back in the pre-DVD Dark Ages, or more into collecting them at least. To discard my VHS would be a foolish move unless I win another quiz show.
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A bit. Monty has half of the biggest kung fu movie collections in the country though so it would cost a fortune to replace. As you say.
I binned all my VHS years ago.
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Rip your video's to a hard drive and do away with the entire concept of physical media(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:16,
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Next you'll be telling meI can get recipes and maps off the internet.
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how do you get your computer screen flat to place the compass on it silly!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:22,
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You don't really need a compass when cooking(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:24,
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Yes it would be silly, given that DVDs are just as obsolete as VHS now.(
Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:19,
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No doubt you have a 'holo-deck' you fucking sci-fi spastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:22,
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I'm not convinced they are obsoleteDon't most blu-ray players also play DVDs?
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No, all of them do.Old 'Jean-Luc Retard' here hasn't got a pissing clue.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:24,
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So anyone deciding that they fancy a Blu-Ray playercan still play their vast collections of DVDs. I like the fact that people are so fucking stupid they think they need to "upgrade" to Blu-Ray or they won't be considered to be "into film" enough.
It means that you can buy most DVDs that you might want for under a fiver.
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Yup.Unless you're buying some modern toss like 'Avatar' Blu-Ray is meaningless. My ex has a player and it's all very 'Emperor's New Clothes' - even watching films made with it in mind you can't tell that much.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:31,
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You can if you're INTO FILM, MontyYou can enthuse about how it enhances the mise-en-scene and use of chairoscuro cinematography.
Bizarre how new technology turns otherwise decent chaps into bellends.
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Yes, they're backwards compatible.They're also inferior to blurays in almost every way. Backwards compatibility just means that it doesn't make everything you've already bought useless at a stroke. But if you have a bluray player, you're not going to buy a DVD, are you?
You can still buy VHS players, but you're not goign to buy new VHS cassettes, either.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:29,
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*might have bought a VHS cassette this year*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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They are only inferior if you are looking at very detailed specs.
It's the equivalent of saying "my new i7 processor is superior in every single way to your i3 processor" You are technically correct, but unless you are running software which requires that tiny extra bit of processing power you won't notice it, in fact, my laptop is about 5 years old and is a Core 2 Duo, and it's still more than good enough for all my computing needs.
In the same way, unless I have my HD telly set up for teh perfect viewing angle and my HD audio decoder and surround sound speakers set up perfectly to account for my room and the chimney breast, I am just not going to see a noticeable difference between a Blu-Ray disc and a DVD.
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That's not true, either.DVD resolution is 720 x 576, if you can't notice a difference between that and 1920 x 1080, you need glasses.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:48,
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Yeah, again, that's just numbersI know there is a difference between the resolution of DVDs and Blu-Rays but, while it's noticeable if you compare the two side by side, the increased quality of a Blu-Ray does not make a significant difference to your ability to watch the film and enjoy it.
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OK, well there you're getting intoindividual experience, which is, of course, completely subjective. If you personally don't experience any difference, then fine. You're still going to run into a wall eventually, though, as they'll stop releasing DVDs entirely eventually.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:53,
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Yeah, but that will ony happen when the market for Blu_ray reaches a pointwhen most people have blu-ray players, which won't be for a long time, because most people are fully aware that there is no need to upgrade as the costs of upgrading do not come with an equivalent increase in quality.
It's not the same as going from VHS to DVD, which really was a massive step up in quality, the increase in quality just isn't there.
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Especially when I can buy the film I want on DVD for 3-4 quidor I'd have to shell out nearer twenty for the same film on Blu-Ray.
It's a no contest.
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Only if you prefer it.Keeping analogue ALIVE!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:20,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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Ignore MontyBuy the dressing gown. It will make you more powerful than you can possibly imagine*
*Will not make you more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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I badly need a new dressing gown and my birthday's just over a fortnight awayThe temptation to ask for a Jedi dressing gown is overwhelming
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You've misspelt 'really fucking embarrassing' here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:08,
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No chance mateI've done worse. Much worse. And will do so again, today.
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Ok I should re-phrasethis post paints you in the worst possible light
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:12,
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There are worse ways of painting him.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:13,
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Firewall blocks thisI can only assume it is a picture of a plasters stereo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:20,
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banned as 'personal storage'it's a black and white minstral though isn't it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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What, a Nottingham Forest-supporting Star Wars fan?None of the above is news
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I can't be bothered to work out where you're meaning to insert thatBut I don't suppose I'm the first B3tan to say that to you
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Morning fellaShit Friday night, really shit saturday, very good Sunday. Saw the new planet of the apes, and cooked a fucking spectacular meal, that even Gonz said looked good!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:27,
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I was very pleased with itLess so when Gonz suggested a couple of extra ingredients that I actually had in my cupboard, that I could have added.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:29,
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Nicely doneSorry to hear the rest of it was a bit of a mixed bag. Was the movie any good?
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Very much soIt goes on a bit in parts, but James Franco is brilliant in it, it's well worth a watch.
Also, I saw the poster for a film I didn't know was coming out. The cast alone tells me that this should be good
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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Read "The Spy Who Came In From The Cold"it's a really good book, and not as heavy as "Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy" but it gives you an idea of what his other stuff is like.
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I reckon without clicking it that it's for Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, SpyOnly because I was at the cinema on Saturday night and saw a poster which had a similar effect on me
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That it is!The cast alone makes me want to see it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:35,
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I disagreeHe was fantastic in Sherlock
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:37,
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I don't like him. Oddly, when not acting he seems like a likeable cove.
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Same hereLooking forward to that. Will check out the Apes, just wanted to hear from someone who's seen it.
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It looked fucking shit from the trailerJames Franco is a tedious cunt who can't act for shit.
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He's better than Tom FeltonHe really is fucking shit in the film. James Franco is pretty damn good in it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:43,
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The less you notice him, the better.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:48,
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I was really hoping for more violenceso you two would be at each other's throats. Told you to sign Barton.
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Cracking goal for youAnd Kieran Richardson was fortunate to remain on the pitch, but I don't blame the referee for the decision he made.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:30,
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Yeah, nice easy game next weekAt home to Newcastle! My next door neighbour is a Liverpool fan but I've not seen him yet. I think he went to the game
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:34,
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I really can't work out which is sadder;You using "Oh My Lady Gaga", or me knowing that is what you're using.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:18,
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Unfortunately, I think this is the only logical conclusion.(
Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:20,
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Ah, the old "If you yell surprise first, it's not rape" tactic*awaits bumming*
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I did wonder what that meant...i wish I was still wondering
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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MorningI am saying "balls" a lot as I've transferred my old mobile number from O2 to Three, and it's taken effect today. I know because my old phone is saying "SIM no longer active" but my new phone is still obstinately sticking with the temporary phone number it came with.
As my car is in for servicing today I gave them the old number without thinking about it, so it had better materialise sharpish.
In other news my football team lost but that's not worth getting upset over. At least it's not Bristol City.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:41,
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When I moved from Vodafone to O2I had to call them three times before they transferred my number. They don't seem to like doing it.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:50,
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Tell it to the judge, chutney boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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