Friendly, charming, intelligent, humble,
the complete opposite of you really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ah-HA!
Oh man, that's great, that's really great.

I love how you've suddenly become so angry with me, I really can't work out what it was I did that suddenly made you flip.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Ah-Ha are your favourite band you appalling spastic.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

It's spelt a-ha actually.
If you're going to try and be funny, try and get it right.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

psssst
'try to'

Now the two of you stop being silly and play nicely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Let them fight, I'm hoping for a flounce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Swipe must be due another one soon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

We can but hope Foxy, we can only hope.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

nah, you'd need to be really tedious and repetitive to achieve that
not to mention being a prematurely middle-aged petty little prick.

so you've got no chance of succeeding, none at all. none.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You two should totally just shag and get it over with

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

sure
we'll do it right after you bone chompy, that's been frothing away for MONTHS...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Please
I may be easily riled but give me some credit for my taste
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

meh
look upon it as your bit for charity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

That's not a "bit" for charity
Besides, it really should be someone who likes him who pops his cherry.

likes doesn't actively loathe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I will never flounce!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Only a pedant or a superfan would know that.
And you haven't suddenly made me flip, I've always held the belief that you are a cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Excellent.
But you've normally gone along with the banter, whereas you've suddenly started taking it rather personally.

Which is odd.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

No, I've often ignored the banter.
The issue I have with you is that you seem to take such great pleasure from making brash personal comments at the expense of others. At least the majority of the others have the good grace to disguise it as banter. Obviously I won't allow myself to get upset as it's the internet but I still don't have to like it or pretend I think your brilliant and 'just a character'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

if i may paraphrase from a gaz i received on the topic of al a couple of years ago now: it's because in real life
he is actually very pleasant and mild-mannered but is fully aware that he's a little bit socially inept. deep deep down inside, he is aware that he is a bit of a gimp. so he overcompensates, eg by laughing very loudly in public, or by saying what he thinks is outrageous and/or HILARIOUS on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Wait...
There are socially inept people on here?
Who knew?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

it's all relative
compared to some people, al is a raconteur with the rapier wit of oscar wilde and the dashing charm of mr darcy.

then again, compared to REAL LIFE people...... the safety word is "banana"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah Al, what do you say to THAT! you're not going to let him get away with it ARE YOU?
*throws petrol*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I'll say what I said above.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

yeah that seems to have worked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Better than I could have hoped for really.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)