Mine would be the Boyce Gun
You would aim it at your victim and upon pulling the trigger the contents of their wallets and bank accounts would immediately start to trickle down the nearest drain.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

or shoot up their nose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Obvious answer is obvious
Yet very well-executed

*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I was going to do the Foxtrotinator
which was a giant robot made entirely of chrome and diamanté. But it's been done too often.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I appreciate your restraint
I also know what I want for my birthday now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

*Now with realistic fist raising motion!*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

WWF action figures nostalgia lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Haha, it's funny because Monty keeps on going on and on about how shit his life is...
... Which makes me feel sorry for Lusty because she is always being implied that she is also part of that shitmess and therefore it will eat away at her self esteem and self worth until she's turning tricks... Something that is inevitable if she stays with him and finds himself in need of a new dealer; and that seems like something will happen as all dealers end up caught at some point.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I don't think I'll be turning tricks anytime soon Gonz,
But reading about how horrible someone's life is when you're meant to be a part of it is rather upsetting. Especially when it's said over and over again infront of people who have met you and some of which are rather close friends.

I think I'm going to stay in Vancouver and marry a mountie.
( wanderlust, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:38, Reply)

u ie +y

...oh hang on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Don't do it Lusty!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Oh my, oh man, that's a very long distance relationship, and although I've been known as a "Mountie" as well as a "Mounter", I don't think I would make the offical canadian ones.
You know how sometimes you think things in your head which are best left there. Or, what I think has happened, and I think this happens to other people too.... anyway, how you think up something, and you think about something else based on that, and then something else based on _that_, and over and over until you've got a whole train of thought.... but then you mention the final thing without explaining the whole train of thought (because that would make you look like a phsyco), but without that train of thought, it looks mean and wrong and evil.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's what I've just done.

Vancover is VERY far to send food, I don't think it would keep, I'm 99% it wouldn't stay warm, or cold, depending on what I make (did they tell you that I made amazing ice cream? I made amazing ice cream. And pasta. Lovely lovely pasta.). So no, please don't stay in vancover, it's too far for me to travel, despite you being worth it.

Actually, you know what, you do what makes _you_ happy. And if moving to N14 that is exactly one one outside of Monty's OAP bus pass. Then that way two people can be happy !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I hope you're feeling better Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Cheers, dude, much better, I'm actually at work, oh man.
I'm sorry I didn't come yesterday, you had quite the guest list, I just wasn't ready to take on an unadoring public.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

We'll work something out Gonz.
One day we'll be together.
( wanderlust, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)

As long as you're happy and content with life, that's all I care about. That and getting a dog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)