Welcome back Captain.
Did you see owt funny when you were away?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

English people asking for directions
that's pretty funny in Embra.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

loadsa stuff
also a man in a elizabeth the 1st dress wittering on about elizabeth the first to 8 audience members who are delicately poised between terrified and bored out of their skull
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I know who that was
And If I could call his name to mind...... But I can't, but he's good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

it was terrible
really really boring and you are wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Simon Munnery!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)

no
it was this www.edinburghfestivals.co.uk/events/queens-speech
we went by accident, we were meant to see something funny in a different room. THis was not funny
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

OK, not who I was thinking of
May have been crap then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

it wasn't even meant to be funny
it had no point, nothing. Afterwards we saw a funny guy so it was all OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

yeah, but.......
Something insulting about leaks..... I dunno I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'm tireder

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

well, what are you doing on here then?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

eating freezer pizza
and chilling out from the trip back. What are you doing here?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Go to bed.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I can't, I'm on a train.
Home soon though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Then go straight to bed. Do not pass go and do not collect £100.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Yes mum.
in bed now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

You'll get a treat then.
Because you've been a good boy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Is it chocolate?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

It will be sweet.
Other than that I haven't decided yet.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

*happyface*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

He's fucking dismal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)