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Ha ha are they faintly threatening in tone?

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I may have been slightly abusive

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
He should send a second one
"Hi, I can't help but notice you haven't texted me back, even though I can see that you're right by your phone"
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
'and by the way, you need to wash your curtains'

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
For some weird reason
I read 'curtains' as 'clitoris'. I have absolutely no idea why...
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Is it because you are a 'horn-dog'?

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I think I might be.
I think I've got to 'that' age....
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
It's a nightmare isn't it.
It's like being a 16 year old boy.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I wasn't remotely like that at 16.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You are what we call in the business as................speshul.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I think it must be.
It'll soon be time to get myself one of those toyboy things. Either that or wank my furious way to the menopause.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
it gets worse?

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Youv'e been talking to me again

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Well you certainly are a cunt LOL

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
So looking forward to meeting you, Monty.
No really.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm a timid four foot black dwarf IRL, ask anyone.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I picture you as the typical, fourteen year old, pimply internet virgin

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I'm a Freefair sockpuppet.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
woah
wheels within wheels
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
On the other hand
it means that The Luggage was only writing about a schizophrenic wank.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Luggage is Monty's sock puppet
who in turn is Freefair's. This makes it worse, not better
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I'm pretty sure The L*gg*ge is jim_bob's new account.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
are there only 3 people on this board
but just with different names?
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
yeah
fuck off Bert
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
i only left for half a week!
and now look
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
One super-AI with multiple personalities.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Workings please
The Luggage only registers as dull and grey so far, that's a terrifying leap into the world of James Carter
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
(Apparently) works in the same building as him, writes a lot like him,
and posts his awful poems claiming they're his own.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I've never really read anything that he's posted, however one brief glance (any longer is painful) at his profile stories says that this is a rare b3ta conspiracy with legs

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)
hahaha

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Because you're a big lezzer?

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
OI!!!!
You can go off people, you know.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I like lesbians? What's your beef? And I don't mean curtains.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

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