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Alt Alt: No surely the finest record ever made is My Lovely Man by the RHCHP
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

RHCHP?
Isn't that a hospital?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

My Lovely Man isn't even the best song on BSSM, which you claim is your favourite album ever.
How does that work?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I prefer 'My Lovely Horse'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I prefer Primus to RHCP.
Then again, I am in my 30s rather than 14, so I don't listen to Anthony Kiedis and his funky bum chums anymore.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

RHCP aren't worthy of licking Primus's shit

( Peej, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I prefer silence to RHCP.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I prefer the screams of children being tortured to death etc etc etc

( Peej, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I prefer death by septicaemia, caused by an inoperable rectal cancer causing my shit to back up and poisoning me with my own half digested waste.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

^ winner

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I can play that song
It's better than any RHCP song even if it is a divine comedy track.
( Peej, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Divine Comedy had a few decent tracks

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

their smugness makes then
unlistenable for me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Same here, the smart-arse paddy cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You mean no decent tracks, surely?
That benderifically smug National Express was fucking gash.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I enjoyed that one
As I did with Something For The Weekend, Gin Soaked Boy, I've Been to a Marvellous Party, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Every song you mentioned there is benderifically shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Each to their own, I suppose.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Ah, the old 'gay defence'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

No, that's just the way my trousers sit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

it's only gay if you push back.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I put it to you
That The Red Hot Chili Peppers are a fucking shit band fronted by a fucking shit junkie twat.
( Peej, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

They are fucking terrible and have never recorded a single decent tune.
The bass player - far from being 'amaaaazing' as some people claim - is appalling. If I am ever anywhere where someone gets out one of their CDs I invariably cry 'put it away, put it away, put it away now'. Funky-rap-rock? Dear God no. Fucking stop it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

music for teenyboppers and nonces.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Mainly nonces.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Drewyork built my car, it's a love affair, mainly nonces and my hotrod.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Speaking as a bass player (hindered by limp wrists or otherwise)
I can confirm that he is phenomenally overrated.

I studied and admired his playing when I was about 15. This was before I had the all-important epiphany that slap bass actually sounds fucking horrible and, even if you will insist on slapping the thing, there are people out there who are leagues ahead of him in terms of technique, ability and not looking like an overgrown, gurning spastic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Level 42 are better than RHCP- just ask Labs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)