I deliberately sent a text to a girl pretending it was to my aunt.
My aunt's name is Jo and the girl's name was Jodie (and unless she's changed it recently, it still is). It gave me a decent excuse to strike up conversation with her and take her out. Didn't shag her though so my elaborate plan was pretty futile.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you want to kick her wet puppy?
Then duck her aunt?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

autocorrectlols
The very finest of all the lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I have used this seedy tactic in the past.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Is that why you were out with the gay fellas on Sunday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)