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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking brilliant idea
How about one that you could record insults in should you go over a certain weight?

15 stone - "Morning you fat, lardy CUNT!"
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
20 stone - "AAAAAAARGH, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Or a proximity sensor?
"Don't even fucking think about it. Get your fat arse out for a jog!"
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I think mine already has one of them.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)
some kind of gravity sensor?

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Come within 5 feet, and this goes off
nooooooooooooooo.com/
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
hahaha
I want that as my doorbell
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)
"You do know I'm not an industrial machine"
"Oh great, someone's put me in a zoo"
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

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