I know everyone posts about breakfast and lunch
So I am here to say I've had a motherfucking grilled cheese
Probably 8 margaritas and some motherfucking mac and cheese

At this moment in time it seems important

What is important to you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:53, 194 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yo K!
I'm back to work tomorrow after four weeks off. Not sure I can be bothered though. So yeah, that's a bit important.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:39, Reply)

Your wellbeing is important to me
I'm glad you're eating properly and having fun.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

^^ This.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)

LONGLEAT DAY!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Longleat's awesome
Went there earlier this year. Saw animals. Lots of animals.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)

THATSTHEWHOLEPOINT?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I know, right?
Came as quite the shock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I'm gonna steal a wolf

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

They have so many that they wouldn't miss one.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

i no rite!
and a giraffe
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

yeah there's loads
just lion around
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Gay as this may sound, this place is.
You lot tend to get me through the bad days, make me laugh, etc etc. Also, I'd like to think that I get on with most of those I've met (but I know that's not true).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:45, Reply)

That is a bit gay
Very sweet though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Haha, softy-lord.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

nice strong emo start to the day bruv.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Coming from someone who listed a song as being what's important to them
That means very little, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

did you read what I wrote?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Kill yourself virgin!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

+a
*Kills Freefair*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

First sign of madness

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Killing yourself would be the last sign of madness surely?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Talking to yourself is the first sign

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I think you'll find the first sign of Madness is seeing Suggs walking up your garden path.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Ahh Jeff, welcome back
Now, LTI!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

*Packs case*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I've barely eaten or slept in the past two days thanks to a stomach bug
I've just got into work and it's important I don't appear like a spaced-out mong-biscuit. I'm in no condition to tell how that's working out for me.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)

It's not.
I've been waving at you for the last five minutes, you ignorant bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Wotcha AA!
I had my usual great start to the fantasy football season, with points hauls like that I should bestride the mid-table like a colossus. How did you do?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Morning fella
I wasn't doing too badly, have got 54 points so far!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I usefully picked Gervinho as captain, thinking he'd put 3 past the Mags
This is why I work in IT and not as a football manager
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

My strikers are now Suarez and Aguero.
*hopes for no long term injuries*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Silva is knackered now, apparently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'm 136th
FUCK YEAH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I have 2 teams not checked yet.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

45th!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I picked my team a while back and forgot to amend it for the weekend
I'll be much, much better from now on, honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

36th, only a hundred places higher

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

That's NUFFINK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

85th with 48 points
I usually get decent points across the team but pick a 'minutes played' captain every week.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

*scans teams on 48 points*
Hang on... you mean Bill Clay ISN'T, in fact, your real name?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

*straightens foot and hand*
*lights a cigarette*

And like that....he was gone
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Hahaha
First click of the day... done.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I have a day of meh stretching before me.
It's important that I remember that it will end eventually.

Oh and this might amuse you lot. Last night part of my dream consisted of me trying to convince my mother to put some knickers on because her dress was too short and you could see her muff.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Coooor
*bongles*
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

*reminds Kroney that her mother is 67*

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

*choans*

( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Does she have a brother?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Only child.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Shit out of luck there Mrs Shipman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

A girl can try...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Guess what I'm having for breakfast? THE LAST SLICE.
I accidently had ALL OF IT over the last few days. I didn't mean not to leave them a crumb, and I'll have sturn words with myself next time I get on the scales and it goes "One at a time, please", but it's totally worth it.

OH MAN, PRODUCT IDEA
A set of scales, where every stone it says words instead of numbers, like
1st - "Take your toe off and just step on it"
2st - "You're supposed to use both feet"
3st - "C'mon jackass, you know how to use this thing"
...
9st - "G'wan, have a pie, you could do with it"
10st - "I can see your ribs when you breath in"
11st - "Unless you're a midget, you're a sexy bitch"
...
15st - "Six pack? More like a keg"
16st - "Eating for two? ,)"
17st - "Comfort eating again?"
18st - "One at a time"
19st - "Most elivators can only take two of you"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I would buy that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I'm in. but I will need forty percent.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Fucking brilliant idea
How about one that you could record insults in should you go over a certain weight?

15 stone - "Morning you fat, lardy CUNT!"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

20 stone - "AAAAAAARGH, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Or a proximity sensor?
"Don't even fucking think about it. Get your fat arse out for a jog!"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I think mine already has one of them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

some kind of gravity sensor?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Come within 5 feet, and this goes off
nooooooooooooooo.com/
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

hahaha
I want that as my doorbell
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

"You do know I'm not an industrial machine"
"Oh great, someone's put me in a zoo"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Needs a celebrity voice
or two, one bad and one good. George Clooney* says positive things and Rowan Atkinson says negative things. Double reinforcement!

*I dunno, who's a sexy man these days ladies?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

My new best song in the world so far today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqYgNiZdfh4&feature=player_embedded
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Starting to get used to the idea that being single is going to be a long term state of affairs.
Bitches be trippin' yo.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I hear ya bro.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

People are mentals.
This is indisputable fact.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Us non mentals have a hard time finding other non mentals.
This is a sad state of affairs.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

hey, it's not easy for the mentals, either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I prefer it tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

It used to be my default status.
These last few years I've been considerably more lucky. Culture shock etc.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

What is important to me today is making it through without resorting to murder
I think in the 14 (!) years I've been here, yesterday was the worst ever day. I am on holiday from tomorrow though and doughnuts have been delivered, so I am hopeful.

I have my murdering hammer in the drawer, just in case
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

My work days are mostly dull rather than bad, except when the printer decides to have a paddy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Kick him in the nuts and go to prontaprint instead.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Ha!
My printer is definitely male. You should hear the whining it does.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Blame culture going on at the moment in here
Fucking annoying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I always get the blame so no probs there.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I find that it's important to chill the fuck out
I had a bit of a freak out a month or so ago. Was worrying way too much about stuff. It's all good now though, things are better than they were and I'm happier. I've also got over the not sleeping without having had a smoke thing as well, which is excellent. It's been years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Things always seem much worse at the time, seems to be.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

my reaction was disproportionate though
even taking that into account. It was a series of big life changes though, all happening suddenly and at the same time. All good though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Paranoia?
Very good to get away from the dependency on weed to sleep. Ou of interest does you fiancé smoke as much as you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

There was definitely an element of it
but I've literally never had it before in all the years of smoking.

I am a worrier generally, as are my brothers and my dad, but I think things all combined to fuck me up at the time. I was a bit ill, mrs had an operation, decision to make on the new job etc. All got on top of me, which freaked me out.

She does smoke, but not during the week really. Which I don't either now, and happily I can take it or leave it at the weekend much easier as well. It's nice to know that I'm definitely in control.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Good for you, I definitely became pretty dependent at uni
And I'm glad I stopped as I did get a bit paranoid. Hope the mrs is ok!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I've never felt dependent, up until recently
and I sorted it out quickly enough that I've reassured myself.

Frankly, the mrs has a bulletproof psyche, she's a lot better at dealing with stuff than me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Why would you want to sleep without first having a smoke?
Lying in bed stoned with music playing is lovely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

It is
but I've been a poor sleeper for years and years, and found that smoking was pretty much the only thing that helped. It became time to make sure that I could happily sleep without it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Ah yes, I was much the same
I used to lie awake for hours if I hadn't had a smoke, but since going through the months of sleeplessness of having a baby a few years back, I developed the ability to fall asleep instantly as soon as I lie down. I guess this cure won't ever be available to you though...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I intend for that cure to never be available to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Lots of things.
Tomorrow, for example, I have a test worth 10% of my overall grade, and I really need to get a good score on it.
On Friday, I have dance class, then I'm going home for my mum's birthday, and will be spending the weekend at home with my family.
So the usual things I guess - not failing, and relationships with other people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

you'll do fine on the test
even if you don't, 10% isn't much

I was once scored really badly on a bit of coursework that was worth 30% of the grade and still managed almost 80% overall. it's not the end of the world.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I managed to fuck up almost all of my degree
and still managed to get a 2.1 purely on the strength of my dissertation.

Weighting is bollocks, it stresses you out disproportionately.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

it does
I bumbled along through most of mine doing just enough to get a 2:1 and getting stoned all the time apart from my finals.

It annoys my mrs because I scored slightly higher than she did.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Yeah I know, I'm just mentally struggling a bit with it.
I can't get special consideration if I fuck this up even though I'm on new lol-meds, because I"ve already got a different time slot because it clashed with work.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Stop stressing.
Think what would be the worst scenario and how you would fix it. Once you realise that problems can be sorted then the worry about a negative outcome lessens.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Oh shut up, you'll be back here saying "I got 85%" in a couple of weeks
yet again, stop moaning geek!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

yeah but I wouldn't be happy with 85% if I knew I could do better.
*shuts up*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

My wife and daughter is the rather cheesy answer
We could be happy anywhere and with everything or nothing as long as we were all healthy and happy!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Exactly this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

i want more sleep
it's important to sleep especially when work starts again tomorrow and it's green man festival at the weekend. Anyone else going to green man?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Next year I want to do more of the smaller festivals.
Only the one this year but I think it will give a taste for more.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I went to Latitude a few years ago and really enjoyed it
I would recommend, also Suffolk is a lovely part of the world
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Not to disagree with your liking of it, but
I went last year and did not like it much I went as a guest of a performer, and while being in the performers camp was cool, I found being in the main festival area as uncomfortable.

It's was like Islington had vomited on Suffolk It felt full of Tarquins and Jocastas and while it was all very safe and fine, I did not feel like I belonged at all. Again this is purely personal and not to disparage your view, merely to offer a counterpoint.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

No, but I wish I was
the lineup looks surprisingly awesome.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'd like to
but alas not
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Being happy and making people happy
although not being hilariously impoverished, as is currently the case, would make me a lot happier.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That's nice.
The poverty will pass. It usually does.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Tell that to Somalia

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

To be clear, African poverty will
likely not pass as quickly as berk's.

Although they all seem to have money for football shirts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

And pirate outfits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah and money for helicopters dropping grain off.
I have to get in my car to go get grain!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I want more sleep
but I have to drag myself into this temp-work because they just phoned up desperate for someone.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

welcome to the glorious world of employment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Can you charge more if they are desperate?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

don't be silly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Tell them no thanks then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

All temp agencies are "desperate" all the time
it's just the bollocks they use to make you sign up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I did some temping many years ago
And as you say, if you are happy to work on short notice then someone is always desperate.

I hated temping, used to get treated like a skivvy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

better than being on the dole
I got temp work in a couple of banks. It was ok.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Absolutely.
I liked the dole until I got the second week of £42 or whatever it was. Crushing poverty will drive you to get a job.

The most soul destrying job I had was working in a British Gas call centre for £100 a week take home. For shame!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Most of us older uns have done shit jobs in the past.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Let's face it
WE are what makes Britain, Great.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I've had 23 jobs over the years
about 80% were shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Cavy and her 23 jobbies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I found that the better I was the less money I got.
Got hired for three days work data entry, made a macro to do it for me was done in three hours got paid for 5 hours "to say thanks" if I'd just sat there I would have got 21 hours work at least.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

you made the mistake of telling someone that you did it in three hours

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I didn't know how offices worked back in those days.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I've told the guy that I'm not willing to do it again after this without adequete notice
I know I shouldn't do it, but I'm going to London at the weekend and the money will be handy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Money is the only reason most of us work.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

And wanking in strange toilets everyday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

brothels can't always
forcast their business needs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

They should have seen this cumming.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

It'ld be a shame to go all the way to london without seeing your fluffy hair'd friend.
Seems a bit like attacking a bee's nest without being a honey badger.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Thinking about it I have concluded that Apey is right...
Family and friends are the only really important things. Sure we'd all like more sleep, better health, more money/sex/whatever, but in the grand scheme of things those things aren't that important.
However this post is a bit too gay, so I am off to stamp on a kitten to redress the balance a bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Sex comes after friends and family though. Amirite!

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

incest. the game the family can play

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

A family that lays together, stays together.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

+in a secret underground bunker

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Why go across the street, when you can go across the hall?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Well, I probably spend more time thinking about it during the day than about friends or family

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Or during, if you're a jug-eared nonce from Dorking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

sex sleep and money
are important, especially when you are short of one or more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I reckon health is pretty important.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

And sanitation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Oh sure, it is pretty important.
Especially if you aren't in good health. I was just trying to put things in perspective. I'm lucky enough to be fairly healthy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Nothing is important to me,
for it is Punk Week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Nothing is important to me either.
But that's because I'm monged on co-codamel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I bellieve if you chew that stuff
(rather than swallow whole) with a snifter of brandy then you will receive it's full benefit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

*Takes notes*
There's been a packet of these stuffed in the back of our kitchen cupboard ever since the little'un split the Mrs open.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I believe I have some too courtesy of my grandfather.
I don't like brandy but vodka may suffice.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Oddly. And this must be conclusive proof that I'm in pain.
I really don't fancy a drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

You sick fuck!
Bloody hell Jeff, you've been through the ringer a bit physically this past year.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You need a quiet night in on spirits and co-codamol.
Drawer the curtains.
Relax.
Put the ambulance service on speed dial.
Knock yourself out!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Is Punk Week important to you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

No.
Nothing is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I suspect that things would go better for you
if "not being a Deacon" was important to you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

All good punks are dead.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

good
+, good
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I suppose, from an entirely materialistic point of view
A good cup of tea is pretty important to me. The one I just had was pretty damn good.

Fucking hell, I love tea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

there would be little point
in living without it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I've got a nice tea
and a couple of chocolate biscuits. And a penguin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

jackass?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Wanker!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

the wanker penguin lives
in the snowy wastes of the tissue tundra. For some reason the other penguins don't like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Lauded as the Greatest of all the penguins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Lardass, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Thank you Lou Ferrigno.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Don't make me angry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

We don't like you when you're not angry.
So I fail to see the problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

ha!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I may well see if I can get some custard creams for this cup

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Nice.
I have also had a cheeky oaty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1323160
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Losing weight, currently.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Good work
Must be all the motivational help you get on here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Have another biscuit AA,
you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Chris Packham.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Terry Nutkin

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Johnny Morris

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Morning all
I didn't have time for breakfast this morning so it was important that someone had brought in a selection of flapjacks to the office (don't care who, don't care why).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Flapjacks.
Or the 'Swansea back 4' as they are also known.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Lower league humour
sorry, it's a baffling mystery to me. At least they're not the Bristol City back 4, AMIRITE?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I think you'll find Swansea are in the same division as the Baggies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

And what with their nickname being 'the Jacks'.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

oo! a football thing I knew
..and didn't care about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

They're no West Ham though.
4-0. Get in!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I knew that!
I did not know that
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I feel my clever flapjack/swansea comment has been wasted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Send 'em round here
I could happily scoff a flapjack right now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)