Monty now has a crack(ers) addiction.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You have an under(crack(ers))
addiction.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Best of all the addictions
Except Jane's, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Been Caught Stealing apart, they are shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Just Because
was a good song too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

The guitar was good but Perry Farrell is too odd and prancy for me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Perry Farrell is a daft bellend, no doubt
but that's hardly an obstacle to quality. Look at Guns N' Roses.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I'd rather not, if you don't mind awfully, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

If you choose to take my statement literally as opposed to metaphorically,
can you name a rock band of that era you would want to look at?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Napalm Death, Sore Throat, Bolt Thrower, Extreme Noise Terror.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

And that's what you consider sexy, is it?
*raises eyebrow*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Napalm Death are excellent live

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I'm reading the Slash autobiography at the moment
It makes for excellent reading
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

They brought absolutely nothing to the table.
Their main contribution was to make unashamed MD taking by rock musicians acceptable again after a few dodgy years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I think a few of their songs are truly excellent
but you are right about the MDs. The book explains the absolute fucking wreck they all were!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

That's the main reason I'd be intrigued to read it
See how many of the stories about them were made up, although I suppose the book would only establish which were made up by Slash.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

It is an entertaining read
I normally hate reading biographies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

i realise I'm unlikely to find another Slash book to get it confused with,
but what's it called?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Inspringly it is called Slash

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I should probably be able to find that then
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

'Having A Slash - how a lack of competition artificially inflated my reputation' by 'Slash'*


*not my real name
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

The Motley Crue one is excellent.
And they really were terrible.

The best music biography I've read is undoubtedly Dr John's. Amazing read, that is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

2nd place goes to
Give The Anarchist a Cigarette by Mick Farren.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

One of the lads in work has the Motley Crue one
I'll read that next
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

This is absolute bollocks
Not that I didn't expect it, but Guns N' Roses were a superb band.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Slash can write?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Very well, it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

So well it's almost supernatural.
As if...maybe....A GHOST HAD WRITTEN IT......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Indeed
Anthony Bozza apparently
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Disagree (see below)
Mountain Song could almost have been a late 70s era Led Zeppelin 'number'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Bollocks
Whilst Monty will probably rip my legs off for citing something that's not nearly as old as him, the STRAYS album was top-notch. "Just Because", especially.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I've not heard the rest of the album

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Just Because is the stand-out track by some distance
but it would have been the stand-out track on any album released that year.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

An ex of mine went to America to follow them on tour
and now has a kid with the drummer.

They made some great records in their day, I think: 'Nothing's Shocking' is a classic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Stephen Perkins was Dave Navarro's best man IIRC
which means your ex spends all her time lusting after her fella's best mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I'm sure it would be unrequited: she's a lovely woman but also A FAT SHIT WITH TERRIBLE TATTOOS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

How did she land possibly the only non-fat drummer in rock then?
No, I can't back that statement up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

She's got a really nice personality.
Double F kind of nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

It's actually the bad tattoos that put me off
Not that I object to tattoos per se, but badly designed or drawn tattoos are horrible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

mine is ace
and I will keep going on about it until the novelty wears off. it might be a while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

POIDH

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I've definitely posted them before
here you go, though
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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah that's lovely
Well played
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

ta
I now consider it my best feature. Although I'm not sure how good it will be to lure in unsuspecting males
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

it will lure in the correct sort

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

excellent
*rubs hands together*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)