I'll spend my retirement on a yacht in Monaco with my 3 throphy wives.
Failing that, I'll be found outside a branch of Corals bookmakers, waiting for them to open before going in and placing a 25p Yankee in the hope that I win enough money to have the heating on that winter. I will, of course, spend the day (once I've placed my bet) sitting in some god-awful Wetherspoons pub trying to have a conversation with anyone who will listen to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What a bleak but honest appraisel of your forthcoming retirement.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

To be honest Blousie.
It's much like my weekends at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

only with more drugs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'm on loads of drugs at the moment, but I reckon there will be opportunity for every more of them in retirement.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The way my back is going I'm heading for a whacked out on painkillers retirement too
meh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

*sadface*

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I'm jesting with ya!
Hey, I meant to ask. Will you be my gambling partner again this year? You came close with some of your football selections towards the end of last season.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Definitely!
I'm feeling lucky this year.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Woo!
I'll be in touch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

This happens everyday around the corner from me
where there is a triangle of misery consisting of a pawn shop, a Corals and a Wetherspoons.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)