Gooooood Morning Que Oh Tee Doubs Slash Oh Tee !
Are you ready for an awesome day? I know fo'so' that I am. Yesterday I was going to make an apple'n'pear tart-ta-tan for a collegue who's birthday it was, but for some reason my tablets hit me double-tripple-super-hard and I can hardly remmeber yesterday now, even though I took less than usual, today I'm taking even less still, 'cus I got shit to do that can't get done if I'm all up in lady gaga land.

What's your morning ritual? Mine is

- Wake up after the 10th alarm
- Do my morning read in the lav
- Take my pills, have a can of 'v' fizzy pop while watching the BBC News and getting up to date on the latest technology developments.
- Take a shower if I didn't have one the night before
- Get dressed and ready to leave the house
- Realise I forgot something like my iPad or to brush my teeth, as I'm waking out the door, and make sure I get that done.
- Realise that I need to read a bit more on the lav.
- Get myself into work.

Alt: Has anyone heard of Spoon Theory? I really like this. Show me something online that you really like.
www.butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-christine/the-spoon-theory-written-by-christine-miserandino/

Double Alt: What are you going to sale in your little bespoke shop? Describe the place to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:49, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I do all my preparatory stuff the night before.
I go from fast asleep to out the door in 15 minutes at the absolute maximum.

Alt: no I've not, is it like KNIFE theory?
Alt alt: records
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Monts, just now on ITV, they had this baned, two girls, I think they're David Hasslehoffs daughters, it was the _wost_ music I've ever heard, even worst than that Swagger Jagger thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Prussian Blue?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I think they are called "bella vida"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'm more into Prussian Blue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

in your own time

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

7am, waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go down stairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
- Alternatively, wake up to hear music at about 7:00.
- Ignore alarms until 7:35.
- Stumble out of bed, get quick shower.
- Have Marmite on toast.
- Brush teeth.
- Run for bus at 7:55.
a) Get bus, get to work at about 8:20
b) Miss bus, get taxi, get to work at about 8:25.
- Do my daily surfing, including checking on here.
- Start work at about 8:45.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Oh cool, sounds good, I really should eat breakfast more, I love breakfast, fave meal of the day, but I skip it more times than not.
I'll get one of those fruit filled cups they do at Marks'n'Sparks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Good morning hon!
Wake up at first alarm and get up.
Make coffee
Get washed and dressed
Drink coffee while watching BBC1 news
Brush teeth
Leave house

I have everything ready the night before for my morning departure for work.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!

That's quite interesting. Some of it relates to my experiences with panic attacks. As in not being able to do lots of things that people take for granted.

My shop would sell artisan hand carved dildoes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I saw a website once where they make dildos about dragons and mythical creatures.
They have a forum where some of them swap them around, which seems a bit grim to me.

They have something called a "Cum Tube", which is a tube running up it with a suringe on the end filled with gloop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Alarm goes off at 5am
Get up,
have a good dump.
Have a wash, and shave if I am meeting clients.
Do strechyback exercises.
put on clothes suitable for the day.
Grab keys, wallet, phone.
Leave flat and drive to work.
Aim to be on M1 by 6am.
Try not to fall asleep before getting to office.
Repeat until I die.

My little shop would be an old fashioned hardware shop, with loads of little drawers that contain everything in the world.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

You know, if you stopped trying so hard at the penultimate step
You might not have to carry out the last step for quite so long
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

This has occured to me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

0o0o0oh, exersizes, very good. I should do that.
I wish I could wake up at 5 and then go for a swim, have a shower at the pool, get changed, straight off to work. That would be an awesome lifestyle. I can't get up early though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

wake up at half 7
snooze
get up at about quarter to 8
have shower
get dressed
make lunch will toast is toasting
eat toast and drink juice while reading a book
brush teeth
leave house, these days between quarter and half past 8
get dropped at work by the mrs or get the bus.

rivetting stuff eh?

alt alt: blacksmith things, made by me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

You know how people go on Jermy Kyle because they're having lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of people....
... how do you find these people?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Wake up at 7 to Radio 4
Get out of bed about 10 past
Make tea, consider whether I want a bowl of cereal or not.
Swig fruit juice from the carton
go into mIRC and download last night's US shows
Go on facebook, scan the night's statuses and log into the 3 games I play that give daily rewards.
Realise it's after 8
Run around like a mad thing getting ready
If it's still only 8:15 or so, make a sandwich for work
otherwise grab a can of soup and a couple of slices of bread
out the door between 8:25 (good) and 8:45 (bad)
in work between 8:55 and 9:20
piss about on here all day
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

How comes you use mIRC to download? Don't you find the queues and stuff annoying ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Not on the channel I'm on
it used to be like that but then it went invite only and I got grandfathered in because I used to upload (albeit slowly). There's a script you can get that puts all the downloadable stuff in a separate window and all I have to do is just click on a file and it downloads as fast as I can get it. I'd be lost without it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)