Every month
Flannel round the taint and a qtip around the helmet. Whether it needs it or not.

Seriously though, who doesn't wash at least once a day and immediately after sport these days?
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

People who never do sport?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

So that's just once a day then?
A furious bout of horizontal jogging could maybe count for those less sporting inclined.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

What about a cheeky wank in the frozen aisle at Sainsbo’s?
That’s the only sport I do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

You don't work up so much of a sweat in the frozen food aisle

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

That leg of lamb is asking for it
Dirty bitch.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Soldier's shower.
*licks hand*

*wipes hand between legs*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

*licks hand again*
/Blousie
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

/dried up old lady

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

No you aren't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

But she might not have cleaned it for a day or so

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I did say I cleaned everyday if I'm getting nookie.
Not to mention I carry feminine hygiene wipes too.

That's the only thing I'm fastidious about.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I'm sorry blousie, but at this time I have to declare myself as being out.
Suppose I'll have to stick with the scouser.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I would : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That's acceptable if you get it the right way round.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)