I spend about half an hour in the shower every morning.
Not washing, just standing there with my arms crossed and my head under the showerhead. I do my best thinking in the shower.

Women think I'm weird.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're supposed to turn it on, that's why.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Oh right, yeah.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I usually do my thinking on the loo in a morning.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah, I hear that quite a lot.
But apparently, standing in the shower, arms crossed, glowering out of the doorway, stark bollock naked isn't so normal.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Hey if it works for you!

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

so basically
you wank yourself stupid in the shower.

also, your two sentences weren't necessarily connected, were they?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Your obsession with board members' alleged onanism is becoming a concern.
I think you should see someone over your compulsive wank fantasies.

Not necessarily, no. This is one of the higher ranked examples they tend to use, though.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

see someone?
like who? you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

fnar fnar fnar
No.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

LIES

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)