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back in the old days when I was undiagnosed mental and the exams were worth so much more, not like these days when anyone able to dribble and hold a crayon at the same time gets an A*, y'know. Besides, I have a PhD so I never have to tell anyone my 'A' Level results other than on here.

I jest about the standards - Catface worked his tiny little socks off for his A in Maths today.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I didn't realise just how full-pedo you'd gone

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Catface is doing his A-levels and has a small baby?
In Lewisham that would make him a late developer.

And the only person in the borough with a Maths A-level.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

with a Maths A-level that can count
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

He amazingly counts as a mature student,
what with being an incredibly ancient 23.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I have ties older than that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Catface is the same age as me?
Fucking hell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Just think
if you hadn't spent your time eating muncy boxes and wearing skirts, you could have come to London and copped off with a foxy Irish lass.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

And be a Dad already?
I think it's best for all that this never happened.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

don't kid yourself
Catface at his least virile is infinitely more potent than you will ever be
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Bloody hell I forgot how young he was.
You mad cougar you!
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Semi nonce

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)