That was the most boring home movie ever.
Alt: Food usually and staying in being warm and watching telly.

Double Alt: No a fuckin clue, never even watched that show.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you sound grumpy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

He always sounds grumpy.
It comes from being old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Younger that you if I recall correctly.
Or do i?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

......




yeah
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Tee Hee.
Nevermind, you can probably out drink me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I very much doubt that.
Two drinks and I get giggly. Four and I fall over. Six and I'm ill.

/lightweight
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Can't remember the last time I got to 6
generally stop about 3-4
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Me too.
Unless I'm feeling really stupid.

Are you pier-bashing? You totally should. It's okay, the Welsh contingent isn't coming now. We can talk and laugh about her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

pier-bashing....
You are Shabba Ranks AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Shabba!
Them call me misser lovva.

EDIT: They do not call me Mr Iowa.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

i don't get it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Shabba!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Yes, I shall be there.
Cavey's not coming? Shame, well, guess she's working ans stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

yeah, I'm like a grown up
so you can all be mean while I'm not there, despite it being about the closest a bash ever gets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It's not our fault you won't chuck a sickie in your first month of a real job.
I'd totally laugh if you were actually ill and had to take the day off anyway, but couldn't leave the house because you felt so bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

that's because you're a meany

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Aw, I'm so soft
I can't even pretend I'm serious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Adults pull sickies.
well one's that have balls do, anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1325622
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Fucksake Cavey
That is just weak blud.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Innit doh?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I say we start early on the friday
lead a daring commando raid over the border and drag her to the pier, she can't feel guilty if she has no choice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)

if you swim, it's only 50 miles

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Awesome
I'll bring my dingy, I bet we can row it quicker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Okay, I'm in.
But can I wear pants?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)

If you must.
Actually, probably best, after all you are old, and it's been scientifically proven no one wants to see that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)

but without my responsible attitude to `
work, how would I have got so far so quickly...oh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)

See, and now you have a proper job
this means you can finally slack off a bit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I'll wait 6 months
then it'll be hard to sack me. I've not even signed my contract yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)

you should live on the edge
Some pirate captain you make.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Maybe we should just invite the pigs

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I ain't goin' if it's full of cozzers!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

You mean she has failed in her quest to coordinate a team of people
stealing music from the Internet... I'm shocked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I'll come clean
I was only the navigator. The cat dream guy was our captain.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)

*points*
BWAHAhahahahaahahahah!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

many evenings ended
watching him get visited by Admiral Chuckbucket
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

this could be a euphamism
or an actual character's name, I can no longer tell.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

it's a euphemism
for him vomiting everywhere. Often in his own tent. Some mornings we'd collapse the tent on him, he really liked that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

He enjoyed it
the sick pervert
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Seriously?
Please tell me this isn't true, it totally blows my image of you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

i was sometimes the 'captain on land'
since he's was and is terrible at getting to events. Also I had a better pirate coat.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

This should not sadden me as much as it does.
*actual sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I looked proper good as a pirate, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I'm sure you did.
sadly I've lost all respect for you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Nope, happy enough.
quiet day with the Boy, made pizza, watching Big Bang Theory and feeling dozy. If I'm pissed off about anything it's that I wasn't online earlier to rip the piss out of you for such factoids as:
-They don't have showers in Wales yet
-Wales is so dull Bristol seems cool to you
-Swansea is devoid of interesting life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

nice you caught up.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Not properly
I missed out on a lot of pointing and laughing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

i only have one defense
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=930&q=gower&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1355l1761l0l1962l5l4l0l0l0l0l143l508l0.4l4l0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Aww, bless, is that you cottage?
Have a freebee: I'm just making cocoa
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

no, I don't actually live there, but it's close
old man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

this is the view from my house


excuse the bad joining
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You really need to photoshop 'Aberfan' in a 'Hollywood' style on that slag-heap to the right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I'd laugh if you'd animate it so the letters slid off down the hill at regular intervals.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I would be hounded out of the country

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

If hounds are the problem, I can probably help.
*Unwraps the extra safe Bob Martins rubbers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Hate to say it
but that looks grim, maybe not as grim as my view (unless you like crackheads) but I was expecting prettier, and maybe sea.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

the sea is further to the right and a couple of miles away
it's nicer on other days and very pretty at night, it always changes. That pic was done with a shitty camera with the light all wrong.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I dare say that at night, and with drugs and a vivid imagination you could believe you were looking at a Manhattan skyline.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

you're not helping my angsting here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Sorry Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I'm sure it's prettier in real life.
and hey, it's a view that's not the row of low class shops opposite, which is more than I can.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Hey, cool.
www.google.co.uk/search?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=687&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=new+cross&oq=new+cross&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1038l1038l0l2471l1l1l0l0l0l0l460l460l4-1l1l0
totally has noel fielding in it. I am cool be association.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

it's all a bit city-ish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Well Duh
I live in a city, this is what makles me better than you.


Well, one thing anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I live in a city
it doesn't make me better than anyone else, but this could be because said city is Birmingham.

On a slightly different note, FUCK ME I HATE TIDYING.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I'll bet TC gets constant action if all he has to do to get you between the sheets is wave a duster at you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Yes, the fact that the city is birmingham has everything to do with it.
Sorry.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Are bashful, sneezy and grumpy getting jealous?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

*ahem*
I believe the phrase is "LTI"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

WooHoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)