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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Former East17 singer and failed stunt driver in a meltdown that Adam Ant would be proud of.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTWxQU-Fns

Alt: It's cold, wet and miserable. How do you cheer yourself up when the weather is unseasonal?

Double Alt: Just what was Willis talkin' about?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:33, 313 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Alt: I don't.
I find a quiet corner, curl up into a little ball and WEEP FOR HUMANITY.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Rather than curling up into a little ball, I've just put a jumper on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Yeah, you see, I really don't like wearing jumpers.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Sulk, mainly
it's never unseasonable in the winter, just shit in the summer. When it's crap in the summer I stay in bed and eat ice cream.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Why not START PACKING berk.
You could do that this evening. Get your shit all sorted out before the big move.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)
I'm babysitting
they're doing my nut in tbh. 90 minutes to go, and I can guarantee I won't feel like packing when I get home..
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Tell them that if they don't behave you'll move to somewhere near Oxford and you won't look after them again.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I've just told my ex
(who's also about to move, and is likewise a horrendous procrastinator) that she can store her boxes in my garage. I expect the piss to be taken.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)
I'm not procrastinating as such
I've had a lot on at work and I simply cannot be fucked to do anything when I get home. I have been tackling it in small bits, mainly by throwing away lots of junk rather than packing what I want to keep. I still have two and a bit weeks, that's tons of time..right?
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
No it isn't.
Although there is a bank holiday weekend coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

cannot be fucked to do anything when I get home == procrastination
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)
I am the queen of procrastination.
Bow before me and worship my lack of action.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Thinks about it....
Nah, can't be arsed. Maybe tomorrow, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Hehe, lack of action.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Pfft! that's what you think.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Shut it you
it's not procrastination, it's just perfectly ordinary laziness. And two weeks IS loads of time. let's just ignore the fact that I'm away both weekends between now and when I move, shall we?
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Arsehole acting like an arsehole.
Alt: I snuggle in bed with a hot water bottle or if no hot water bottle is available then I snuggle with a man.

Alt x 2: Who cares.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
I think you should snuggle with a lovely hot shower

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Golden.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
You saying I smell?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
No
I'm just saying they're like a warm hug.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Oh! sorry!
I prefer baths.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)
One day I shall have a flat with a bath again
I really really miss being able to wallow in a super hot, uber bubbly bath with wine and candles and a book.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)
i only have a bath
i prefer it that way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I have one bath and two showers.
There's no end to the excitement I have getting clean.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)
how *do* you choose?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Nah, showers for convenience
they're quicker and I always feel more clean, but it's hard to have an indulgent or fun showering experience.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)
it's not terrible weather here
and hopefully mid wales'll be nice this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I might take
This in on the weekend, www.seenoevilbristol.co.uk/ I don't care much for the music, but it something different, and yet another free event in the party-city that is Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)

party backwards west country
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I'm not sure that has worked dj
Ninja swine!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

ninja
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I'm on my phone, I'm allowed to suck!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Quick, phone Al!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Seriously
What's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)
poor genetic material

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)
Right that's it
You're not getting my kidney
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)
She's eaten already.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)
i.m eating right now
smoked sausage supper ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)
cock!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I had to explain the concept
of a 'supper' meaning +chips to the scouse one.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I've heard of a fish supper.
But really supper is what posh people call an early evening meal,and what us types call a before-bed snack, like tea and toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)
hot chocolate
was supper in my house when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)
A bowl of Rice Krispies before bed when I was a nipper.
That was 'supper' for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)
no no no
cereal at non breakfast times had to be from a mug
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)
The only food that is acceptable from a mug is a cuppa-soup.
And cuppa-soup is never acceptable in any form. So you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Cereal for supper is fine.
Especially with warm milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)
mmm weetabix, too much sugar
and warm milk
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Yup, or hot chocolate and a mint Viscount.
Or some milk and Penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I always thought supper was what you had
if were middle class and you'd had an early tea and were hungry again by around 8.30. I did not know that chips were an integral part of the process.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I understand that the further north you go, the greater the reliance on chips.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:38, Reply)
You're right berk.
He's speaking in chip-shop addict language. Or 'Scots'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)
There is a uniquely scottish belief
that chips are a vegetable.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)
You're all English philistines.
'supper' means 'and chips'. It's just a culinary fact.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Who ordered this shithouse weather?
I demand a refund.

Alt: cup of tea, bar of chocolate, snuggly sofa.

Alt Alt: the weather. Or football. Or girls.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Totally went for a long walk in my new docs and no blisters.
Not quite at the comfy stage but I'm hopeful it won't be long.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)
after a while your feet become doc marten shaped

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)
I stomped along the canal listening to punk music for just over an hour.
Doing the same tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Are you calling Blousie an air-sole?
Because that isn't very nice Captain. It isn't very nice at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
LTI
First of the day I believe Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)
I expect nothing less.
Being told to LTI has lost all meaning to me these days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)
fair play
that's a good 'un. You still on drugs or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I've not taken any painkillers since lunchtime.
They were seriously hampering my ability to focus on anything, so I'm now adopting the 'sitting comfortably' approach to life and trying not to move very far!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Spoken like a true internet fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I'm a special one though Blousie. I don't even LIKE star trek.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I have no idea what Willis is talking about
I'm not even sure who Willis is
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
i believe it's a thing from the 80s
I never saw
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Alright Cavy how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Not bad - a bit angsty
job started today and on the way home my ipod played 'No Surprises' which along with 'Fitter, Happier' which have always haunted me and whenever I fear settling.

Did you have more work today?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I did. Luckily I had Radio 4 to sustain me
How was the job?

I just also had some food. I'm not sure if it was actually delicious or if it just tasted delicious because it was food
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
oh work was OK, my To Do list is long already
I've been there a year and a half, so it was only different in that it was the first day I was permanent, which is a bigger deal in my head than it should be.

You just made quite a philosophical point there - take more of a zen approach and just accept the deliciousness for what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Permanence is good :)
you can still leave if you want but you have some security.

It was indeed delicious. I didn't take lunch to work so I only had a cereal bar, and in a move of sheer disgustingness licked the flavouring off half a bag of crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)
but flavour is the good bit of crisps!
permanence is scary
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Exactly
I'm trying to break my crisp habit thus the measure.

Is it the permanence that is scary, or the permanence of that particular job?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)
permanence in general
this is my first full time permanent job in 10 years and the first one I've considered would be long term. It's got a salary and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)
On the plus side
money- for the pier! /Jeff

I know what you mean. Do you get some better perks at least?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)
totally
yeah, I get paid in the holidays, now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)
has everyone gone away?
don't go away...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I'm going to cook my dinner now.
But I won't be far. Make sure you don't answer the door to any strangers, and if the phone rings, take a message.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)
can I play with these matches?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I insist you do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
hey! I found one
your face, my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
an oldie but a goodie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)
a goodie...
You've just admitted your arse looks like Bill Oddie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
or tim brooke taylor

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
i don't know why that's better
less hairy perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I'm still here.
I'm just smarting from all the Scots-bashing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I went o scotland
it was nice and had fit boys in it.

Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Reads.,
'I saw some gingers with missing teeth'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
not a bit of it
I think it was the festival - I suspect I have a thing for comedians and almost-out-of-work actors
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Cavey. Do you think I'll be able to make this before Aber's baby is born in September?
www.etsy.com/listing/71084632/pdf-crochet-pattern-010-sock-monkey-hat?ref=cat1_gallery_27
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)
yeah - looks straight forward enough
there's loads of free patterns here:

www.crochetpatterncentral.com/directory.php

but watch out US and UK patterns call their stitches different things. If you're stuck, give me a shout
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I was being silly.
I'll only be able to manage pot holders for a year or two.

Oh and thanks for the link : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)
nonsense!
that'll just be a load of double crochet in a spiral with a few colour changes and the odd increase and decrease. You could learn that quickly, no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)
We'll see : )
I'm looking forward to having something to do with my hands again. I used to do patchwork many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)
pfffft
'something' to 'do' with your 'hands'...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Hey b3th.
Have you given any thought to what time you want to go on the pier when we head to the seaside? It just has bearing on what, if any, work I'll do that day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Are you coming to the London bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Yeap.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
How you getting there?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I booked some train tickets.
Just a tenner each way. I'm going to leave here on the Saturday lunchtime and come back on the Sunday.

What plans have you made?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Of course, if it's a secret, that's fine,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Train on Saturday morning
and coach back on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
What time are you getting the train?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Early
the cheapest ticket was to board the train at 9am so that's what I went for. Only a pound on megabus(train)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I think I booked my outbound train for about midday.
Sunday, I think I booked the return leg for about 2pm.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Are you going to show up sober this time?
and would you like to request a cake, since it's a joint birthday bash?
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I thought that was addressed to me
and was trying desperately to think of a time I turned up drunk. There's loads of birthdays round that point *hints*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Would you like to request a cake, then?

(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Can we have a lemon drizzle cake please berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I'll see what I can do for you, Jeff.

(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I don't want you to do 'anything for me' berk.
But cake would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Now I'm caught between a rock and a hard place
my natural greediness spoke first demanding cake, and then my sensible side spoke and pointed out that I would scoff the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Ah, it's your birthday
and since you are likely to be consuming several days worth of calories just in alcohol, you may as well have cake as well.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
This definietlymakes sense.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I agree
I'm not bothering with a big birthday thing this year so this will do nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Dunno.
Lunchtime-ish would probably be best. Or even 11:00. Then we can hit the pier, start drinking, have some lunch, do some more drinking, have a go on some rides, try not to throw up, go on the crazy golf, do some more drinking, have fish n chips, fall onto a train home (except me, obviously - I'll have mr b3th to come and pick me up, giggling and drunk).
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Needs more drinking

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
And then you're going to do it all again the following day?
Hardcore.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
No retreat, no surrender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I don't think I'm going to be able to make it
which makes me very sad indeed. I definitely wouldn't have been able to get pissed two nights running; I just don't have the stamina for that kind of shenanigans any more.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Welcome to old age.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I've been quite fortunate in that I rarely get hangovers anymore
this is due, however, to it requiring much, much less alcohol to get me drunk. So there are positives to getting old.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Tickets are about a pound on megabus at the moment
just booked mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
For London?
I'll be living in Leamington then; £15 return on the train. Woop!
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
That's not bad- you have to come!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
The London bash, I can
the pier bash is looking increasingly unlikely. Oh - and I'm damn well going to get to Spitalfields this time!
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
You could always stay at mine :)
and head up with me the next day
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
It's not the money that's the issue
it's getting the time off work - it's my last day at my current job and I have almost no holiday left.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
+ you need to pack.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I started when I got in
I got bored very quickly.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Pfft of course
though I suspect the next day will be heavier drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is what I was thinking.
I'm heading to London Friday late afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
We can make it earlier then.
A 10:00 start if you would prefer...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
No, 11 or 12 noon is fine.
It won't take long to get to London from Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
11 then.
at The Carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'll probably get the train down to the 'Mare.
Are there usually cabs a plenty at the station?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
What for?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
joyriding

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Hahaha.
The train station is a five minute walk from the sea front.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
So in answer to my question....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Yeah, it's just a stroll.
Takes five minutes at a walking pace.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Fair enough.
A stroll it is!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I can arrange for the mayor to hold a welcome ceremony and escort you into town...





After all, the police will probably be escorting you OUT of town.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
If you don't mind.
That'll be great. I'll just wait at the station until the mayor turns up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
The journey from the station to wherever it is we'll end up meeting.
From memory, it is a bit of a walk from the station to the front.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
How late in the afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I dunno. Six or seven o'clock maybe later?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
So evening rather than afternoon then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
That's not afternoon, silly.
That's nearly bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
in which case I won't be coming :(
I've to work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
well, that's not good enough...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
sorry
unless my timetable magically has nothing on Fridays I'll be stuck teaching ungrateful teenagers how to point a camera at things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Fucks sake.
Chuck a sickie
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
can't
I'll spend the rest of the day wracked with guilt, I have a bastard of a superego
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
What will be worse though....
A day spent feeling guilty at the thought of throwing a sickie, or a day being all paranoid that we'll all be talking about how much we HATE Cavy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
well better you do it when I'm not there
than when I am :(

I'm guessing no one would ever come to a swansea bash? Even if it were on a pier with a monkey in a bikini?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I WILL NOT BE WEARING A BIKINI!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

www.allabouttheimage.co.uk/?page=view_image&image_id=251&title=Mumbles+Pier+Monkey%2C+South+Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
didn't I tell you this story the other day?
It didn't originally have a bikini, someone nicked it for a week or two, modified it and returned it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
hahahaha
I haven't heard that before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
You could coincide it with the gymnastic camp.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Poo : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
What you need is FREEDOM!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
and MOAR BEER

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Two nil up against Dnipro.
That's cheering me up in this shit weather, fantastic. I want us to get into the group stages more than anything.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Treat the lads at Craven Cottage to an hours coaching from you Kings Cross fitness expert!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Is no one commenting about your link?
I for one thoroughly enjoyed that insight into the life of an ex boy band member.

Alt: it's fucking roasting here, I'd give my left nip for some rain & clouds.

Double Alt: your mum
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)
My thought was, 'his hallway needs a lick of paint'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Pretty sure this is gay slang

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:51, Reply)

h b way s of paint
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)
i didn't even click it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I expect nothing less from you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
That's just typical of you qotw types
you're worse than aids, hitler, paedos, harold shipman, and aids hitler paedo shipman
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I'd quite like to be the no. 1 google result for aids hitler paedo shipman

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Fuck
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
For you my dear.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I knew you'd like it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
AND the picture
know what I mean?

phwoooooooooooooooar
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is the best Graphiti of ever.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
That was the most boring home movie ever.
Alt: Food usually and staying in being warm and watching telly.

Double Alt: No a fuckin clue, never even watched that show.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
you sound grumpy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
He always sounds grumpy.
It comes from being old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Younger that you if I recall correctly.
Or do i?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
......




yeah
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Tee Hee.
Nevermind, you can probably out drink me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I very much doubt that.
Two drinks and I get giggly. Four and I fall over. Six and I'm ill.

/lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Can't remember the last time I got to 6
generally stop about 3-4
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Me too.
Unless I'm feeling really stupid.

Are you pier-bashing? You totally should. It's okay, the Welsh contingent isn't coming now. We can talk and laugh about her.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
pier-bashing....
You are Shabba Ranks AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Shabba!
Them call me misser lovva.

EDIT: They do not call me Mr Iowa.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Shabba!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Yes, I shall be there.
Cavey's not coming? Shame, well, guess she's working ans stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
yeah, I'm like a grown up
so you can all be mean while I'm not there, despite it being about the closest a bash ever gets
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
It's not our fault you won't chuck a sickie in your first month of a real job.
I'd totally laugh if you were actually ill and had to take the day off anyway, but couldn't leave the house because you felt so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
that's because you're a meany

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Aw, I'm so soft
I can't even pretend I'm serious.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Adults pull sickies.
well one's that have balls do, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1325622
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Fucksake Cavey
That is just weak blud.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Innit doh?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I say we start early on the friday
lead a daring commando raid over the border and drag her to the pier, she can't feel guilty if she has no choice.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)
if you swim, it's only 50 miles

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Awesome
I'll bring my dingy, I bet we can row it quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Okay, I'm in.
But can I wear pants?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)
If you must.
Actually, probably best, after all you are old, and it's been scientifically proven no one wants to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)
but without my responsible attitude to `
work, how would I have got so far so quickly...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)
See, and now you have a proper job
this means you can finally slack off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I'll wait 6 months
then it'll be hard to sack me. I've not even signed my contract yet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)
you should live on the edge
Some pirate captain you make.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Maybe we should just invite the pigs

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)
I ain't goin' if it's full of cozzers!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)
You mean she has failed in her quest to coordinate a team of people
stealing music from the Internet... I'm shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)
I'll come clean
I was only the navigator. The cat dream guy was our captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)
*points*
BWAHAhahahahaahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)
many evenings ended
watching him get visited by Admiral Chuckbucket
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
this could be a euphamism
or an actual character's name, I can no longer tell.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)
it's a euphemism
for him vomiting everywhere. Often in his own tent. Some mornings we'd collapse the tent on him, he really liked that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)
He enjoyed it
the sick pervert
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Seriously?
Please tell me this isn't true, it totally blows my image of you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
i was sometimes the 'captain on land'
since he's was and is terrible at getting to events. Also I had a better pirate coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)
This should not sadden me as much as it does.
*actual sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)
I looked proper good as a pirate, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I'm sure you did.
sadly I've lost all respect for you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Nope, happy enough.
quiet day with the Boy, made pizza, watching Big Bang Theory and feeling dozy. If I'm pissed off about anything it's that I wasn't online earlier to rip the piss out of you for such factoids as:
-They don't have showers in Wales yet
-Wales is so dull Bristol seems cool to you
-Swansea is devoid of interesting life.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
nice you caught up.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Not properly
I missed out on a lot of pointing and laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
i only have one defense
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=930&q=gower&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1355l1761l0l1962l5l4l0l0l0l0l143l508l0.4l4l0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Aww, bless, is that you cottage?
Have a freebee: I'm just making cocoa
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
no, I don't actually live there, but it's close
old man
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
this is the view from my house


excuse the bad joining
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
You really need to photoshop 'Aberfan' in a 'Hollywood' style on that slag-heap to the right.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I'd laugh if you'd animate it so the letters slid off down the hill at regular intervals.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I would be hounded out of the country

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
If hounds are the problem, I can probably help.
*Unwraps the extra safe Bob Martins rubbers*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Hate to say it
but that looks grim, maybe not as grim as my view (unless you like crackheads) but I was expecting prettier, and maybe sea.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
the sea is further to the right and a couple of miles away
it's nicer on other days and very pretty at night, it always changes. That pic was done with a shitty camera with the light all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I dare say that at night, and with drugs and a vivid imagination you could believe you were looking at a Manhattan skyline.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
you're not helping my angsting here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Sorry Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I'm sure it's prettier in real life.
and hey, it's a view that's not the row of low class shops opposite, which is more than I can.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Hey, cool.
www.google.co.uk/search?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=687&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=new+cross&oq=new+cross&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1038l1038l0l2471l1l1l0l0l0l0l460l460l4-1l1l0
totally has noel fielding in it. I am cool be association.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
it's all a bit city-ish

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Well Duh
I live in a city, this is what makles me better than you.


Well, one thing anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I live in a city
it doesn't make me better than anyone else, but this could be because said city is Birmingham.

On a slightly different note, FUCK ME I HATE TIDYING.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I'll bet TC gets constant action if all he has to do to get you between the sheets is wave a duster at you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Yes, the fact that the city is birmingham has everything to do with it.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Are bashful, sneezy and grumpy getting jealous?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
*ahem*
I believe the phrase is "LTI"
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
WooHoo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I love this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

Tom Waits is great anyway, but this is genius...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Evening Lighty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)
i posted this yesterday
it's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Ha ha!
too late my ponytailed friend.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)
That works surprisingly well...
(I LOVE that song)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I fancy a late night music thread.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

a late night music thread. men.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)
you should do that
I have a little while before I should sleep and Counting Crows is making me melancholy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)
How many did you count? There is 'The Supreme' in this thread and no others....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Funny, it makes me quite pleased
I have three in my collection.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)
it makes me sad
because they fly away to sit on chimney pots
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Ah, I have yet to entice a real one to spend any quality time with me
I must make do with my two plastic decoy crows (one carrion crow, one rook) and a rather natty origami crow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I can only origami
crow beaks. In fact I think I have a picture of you with one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I think you do
It was a rather good beak.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I would agree
If you and I agreed on what counts as music.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)
but then other people can post good stuff
preferably 'time for going to sleep' music.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
sleepy songs?
It would be a challenge I supose.
This is all I can think of ATM.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EoQVaQGXmM
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)
i remember this from when I was a kid

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
yesterday?
edit: maybe not sleepy, but I find it relaxing www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGgbT_VasI
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Fine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgZ_yyyXwFo
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I remember the original of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtTHsBlhdxo
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I like all kinds of music, I'm eclectic.
I've just been brandishing one element of my broad taste on here recently.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
in which case
post something to make me sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I don't know what constitutes sleepy music.
youtu.be/hCBN1-2p-8w
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
William Basinski.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfNyaXvNwI
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
ooo, etherial

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
If I could find "Cyclonic Sub Alien" by Zoviet France anywhere online I'd link to it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Actually this is better, I bloody love Wild Beasts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r07We_E355g
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Mammaries.
I'm off to bed. Try to keep the music down.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Likewise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)
toodles Mr. Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I was just agreeing that the music should be kept down.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
nighty nighty Ms. Beth
Sleep well with you mamaries.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)
nighty night

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)
yay!
I got a reply on the dating site from a guy who I asked if his head was half owl :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Woo(hoo) Yay!
post a pic so we can all say nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
yeah, like you'd do that
anyway, you can only see the bottom half of his face in the picture due to a red viking hat, hence I thought he might be half owl
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
So all you know, is that he has a red helmet....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Well, I would
but you might want to gaz it, others may not be so nice. A viking helmet sounds like a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I met an owl the other day who'd got engaged after just 2 dates.
He told me that he'd got engaged, and I said, 'you twit, to-hoo!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
LTI.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Morning/Afternoon/Evening Poppet!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
it's morning.
I'm barely awake. I think today's going to be a rainy day, it's so dark outside.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)
You didn't need to wake up to a shit pun. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
don't forget your coat, jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I won't.
Don't you worry. I won't.

Once upon a time, you'd have joined me in a pun-down...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
yeah, I don't know what's happened to me
my brain's stopped working. Perhaps once it's back up to work speed it'll be better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Well keep us posted on how things go with Viking Owl Boy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
eh, I'm sure it'll go nowhere
like all the others.

Anyway I really have to try and sleep now work for half tomorrow then festival - have a good weekend, see you all next week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
night

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Man boobs.
Night night all, don't have nightmares.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBfCzhYbWBk
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)

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