I'm not sir
But the missus is, and as our forthcoming stay in London is for her birthday, am not keen to drag her into any restaurants where she won't be able to eat anything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh'ok, that's fair enough, I didn't mean that in a bad way, just curiosity.... I can happily cook a meat-free meal and have everyone enjoy it....
... I guess because a lot of people say "OMG YOUR VEGITERIAN, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!??!" when they don't realise there are many reasons for someone to become veggy, and if that's their lifestyle choice, then that's fine. I am genuinly curious about people's eating habits, not all the time, but sometimes there is a fasinating story involved. In the same way I wouldn't real-life diss someone 'cus they're gay or black or muslim or whatever; I wouldn't do so for their food choices... it's a stupid thing to define someone negativly as.

I reckon you should ask Rachael Swipe, she's mostly veggy and could give you a name of some nice places. Or, alternativly, I can cook something for you lot =), I'm actually serious, it'll be fun, and if I get to have an affair between the second and third courses, all the better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Mostly veggie?
= fussy eater.
Shit or get off the pot 'Swipe
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

You obviously think my sexual affections can be bought by a decent meal
Well done, you're quite right. The whole visiting B3tans thing is still to be floated with the missus. She's rather shy so might not want to, but I greatly appreciate the offer :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Oh gosh darn it, I ment with your misses. Or a threesome. Yeah', I don't mind a threesome with you two, the ratios would be OK.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You're on
Very important question; how tall are you? Ms Foxtrot won't go with anyone shorter than her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

5"7 I think. If that's too short, I can wear ice skates. In fact, I'll wear them anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Way too short I'm afraid
Go with roller skates, she likes them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Kinky.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

gonz gonz gonz
what time do you think you'll be home later?
gonz gonz gonz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I'm not sure, 7ish? How comes?
IS THERE A PUPPY WAITING FOR ME !?!?!?!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

No gonz
I lost the puppy when it ventured into your office unattended.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Alas Poor Puppy, I not knew him well.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Tayyab's, despite being meat heaven, is excellent for veggies too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

ooh the spiced pumpkin!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I seem to remember you saying that EVERYTHING there is spicier than a quick browse through your gaz history
Unfortunately fiery food is second on Ms Foxtrot's list of no-no's.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Christ, no offence mate
but is she a cardboard licker or what? No meat, no spice, no bread...is there anything she CAN eat?
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

She's actually a robot
Built by foxy as a clever ploy to cover up the whole gay thing. He hasn't mastered the art of fake intestines yet though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

How the fuck those Cylons got the intestines so convincing I will never know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

There was an interesting fan theory that
becoming a cylon was a STD. Makes sense when you think about it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Hmm
I won't go into too many reasons why I doubt this for fear of being spoilerific for those as yet unblessed, but how come there were only 12?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm not sure Ronald D Moore ever explained the restricted number... I mean, why not more?
Although I know why there is a number gap between six and eight.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

You've got a good memory, I didn't even mention that she's coeliac
Serious answer (feel free to skip) - luckily she's a very good cook and has mastered making tofu and cabbage taste of food. I'm not even kidding.

Obvious joke answer - COCK LOLOLOLOLOL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

That's a bland diet.
She must fart like a goodun'.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That's not ALL she eats!
I was using them as an example of her cooking prowess. Anyone can make mushrooms taste good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Fuck mushrooms.
Seriously. There is nothing right about something that is kept in the dark and fed on shite.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Poor Elizabeth Fritzl :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Arf!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I'm not big on fiery food
but I eat like a starving animal at Tayaabs, as several b3tans can confirm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)