stop ruining our fun

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

al LIKES mocking people's grief though, vipros
it makes him feel more secure about himself, for some reason.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)

It balances the grief he feels for the loss of his hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

and his anal virginity

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

and sphincter control

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)

If my hair had left me hundreds of thousands of pounds
I'd be happy to let it go.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Do you disagree with inheritance?
i know in America, for example they take a very different view to leaving money to children etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

do they?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I have heard that rich Americans
are less likely to leave their entire estates to their children, due to their "new money" attitude ie you make it yourself.

I'm positive that this is in no way universal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

that's just stupid
and I can say this from a position of never going to get an inheritance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Do your parents hate you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

no, they just like squandering their money on stuff
which I can totally appreciate.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Difficult to get cross with them, I mean they don't 'owe' you anything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)

not in the least bit cross, that would be weird.
we openly discuss it in a half-jokey manner. Their paintings and clocks have practically got mine and my brother's names on them. My parents started it though!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm sure they'll leave him enough for a packet of monster munch
and a pint of stella after the funeral.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

The place I go for a pub quiz on Mondays does a fantastic pint of Stella
I'm so glad I've been skint recently, or I'd just end up bankrupting myself there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I have no problem with inheritance.
Ideally I would like to be in a position to help out any progeny of mine while I am alive, whilst hopefully not causing them to actually rely on me, but I would also like to leave them stuff when I finally shuffle off this mortal coil.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

with a bit of luck the rancid little cunts will be stillborn
and your wife will leave you for a man with real spunk. then you can look around you for the kind of love and support that you give out so generously to everyone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

When the two of you finally have sex
it's going to cause earthquakes.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:39, Reply)

clearly it didn't love you enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

If yours had loved you more, she might have tried a bit harder to still be here.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

new level of lameness here
you're losing it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)