Easy
Monty: you're not me.

You're welcome.

Alt: Yep. All at once, ideally.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Picking your nose whilst having a wee in the shower?
I'll bet you don't wipe your arse properly and use the shower as a bidet too, watching all the clagnuts go down the plughole leaving you with a fresh, clean ringpiece.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I want to provide an elaborate response about the importance of a clean bottom in my lifestyle
but I have to admit; that's disgusting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I discovered evidence of this during uni.
I never used that shower again.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

You weren't by any chance in a hall just near the Edgware Road
Which had one creepy resident who left a soup bowl of his own faeces in one of the girls' shower blocks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

No.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Most Japanese toilets have an electronically-controlled bum spray nozzle
That amused me no end.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

"Amused", eh?
Hello good sir. Glad to see you back alive and tsunami-free. I assume it was awesome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Thanks man
It really was. I will go back as soon as finances allow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Very glad to hear it mate
*envies*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I'll imagine it came as a surprise first time round.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

and the he spent
the rest of his trip playing with it. the other stuff is just made up to make it look like he did proper things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Kinda, it's not automatic
Each loo has a control pad, where you can control seat temperature, nozzle spray temp and pressure (and angle on some), deodoriser, lid raising/lowering and even looping flushing sounds to assist the poo-shy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

woah
it sounds like you went to the future
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

it was the poo-ture

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

nicely done, sir

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It felt like it
Made me resent the poor offerings in the UK.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

have you forgotten how
to wipe your own arse now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

In technologically backward England
You wipe your own arse.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

"Hmmm, what does this button do?"

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

TAMPAX REMOVER!
Do not press.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I can imagine someone's face on encountering this.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)